My Real live Battle With keeping my Self Alive

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 12/24/2012 9:06pm

Originally Posted by Dickhead

So? Did you really join a martial arts forum to regale people with diseases and bad luck you supposedly have? If you are actually sick, um, get well soon. If not, stop fishing for sympathy.

I almost died once fighting NHB. (Boom baby!!!! *self high five)

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 12/24/2012 9:17pm

Originally Posted by KefkaLLTS

i seen a mouse trap on a snap trap at my grandmother's house late so i told her trap got a mouse and i take care of it after i get up in the morning well i wake up walk in to furnace room and notice its gone i ask if she move it she said no then i look all over for it and found the trap under a shelf with no blood and i yelled at my self for not taking it out side and trashing it. well next day my gran mom told me that she seen it and its big and i said u seeing things and i said it was a small field mouse and she yelled at me saying the small traps will not be big aloft for it so to prove her wrong i went to buy a mouse box trap so it has to walk in and can't get out so a day after i set it i walk in to the back room and i hear something on a shelf i kick the shelf and out comes a big ball of fur that was no mouse or rat and now i looking for some thing to trap a mole. i figure that the mouse ran off after being trapped and a mole came in after the mouse left lol.

some of the other things i found in my grandmother's house over the years other then mouse and mole

black snakes
garden snakes
new born kittens
a fox
a Golden Hawk
Shrews
ground hogs
bubble bees
yellow jackets
hornets
Flying ants
a horned Owl
a bat

I've identified the OP:

**Rivington** · Posted On: 12/24/2012 9:56pm

Taiji saved me from a life of irritable bowel syndrome.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 12/24/2012 9:58pm

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...s-d4h1a1d.html

http://kefkaraiders.deviantart.com/a...live-295425125
Talk about Martial Arts, leave your other **** on Deviant art.

Thank you.

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 12/24/2012 10:01pm

Originally Posted by KefkaLLTS

some of the other things i found in my grandmother's house over the years other then mouse and mole

black snakes
garden snakes
new born kittens
a fox
a Golden Hawk
Shrews
ground hogs
bubble bees
yellow jackets
hornets
Flying ants
a horned Owl
a bat

Does gran mom have any warts or a hump? Does she have any unusually large cooking pots?

Has anyone besides you seen the various animals that you have "found"? Does anyone besides you seem to be acquainted with gran mom?

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 12/25/2012 4:02am

KefwhATEVER is channeling Dustyvagina

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 12/25/2012 4:46am

Originally Posted by Batman Smells

KefwhATEVER is channeling Dustyvagina

Others here may be unmoved, but I am concerned. What did you almost die of, Batman?

I hope it wasn't a series of violent attacks by various birds!

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 12/25/2012 5:02am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...s-d4h1a1d.html

http://kefkaraiders.deviantart.com/a...live-295425125
Talk about Martial Arts, leave your other **** on Deviant art.

Thank you.

Wow. We're getting cut and paste slabs of semi-coherent word salad. The little fellow can't even be bothered to update his shitposts for us.

**Dickhead** · Posted On: 12/25/2012 6:50am

Why the hell were you battling the National Health Board?

Originally Posted by Omega Supreme

I almost died once fighting NHB. (Boom baby!!!! *self high five)

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 12/25/2012 8:07am

Dude, if all that **** really happened to you, obviously life thinks you are a virus and is trying to get rid of you. Help the world out and just end it.