Fear leads to Run on Assault Riffles

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 5:04pm

Originally Posted by Scut Farkus

But there's so much **** I don't have that I want. Even though my brain tells me not to stress, I can't help but think about all the guns on my to-do list that I don't have yet.

I oculd've purchased a Mossberg Street Sweeper for 400 after tax. Yes, useless, no need to have it and utterly unnecessary. So, I do not feel for you at all.

**Devil** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 5:04pm

You motherfuckers. Goddamn fear mongerers. You assholes are going to have me standing in line with all those other suckers at Gander Mountain to get that pretty M1A that was hanging on the wall today. I hate you all.

Then somebody will come steal all my ****, including my new M1A because I didn't buy a safe.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 5:40pm

Gunkies. Gun junkies.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 6:53pm

Originally Posted by Scut Farkus

Goddamn fear mongerers.....Then somebody will come steal all my ****, including my new M1A because I didn't buy a safe.

Hahaha

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 8:28pm

Might work out for me... I've been thinking of selling my S&W Shorty Forty, a little Obama Panic Pricing might tip my hand.

**Devil** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 8:34pm

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 8:40pm

Are you trying to intimidate me by waving your substitute phallus in my face, Devil? Bring it on, come over here and bring that on the plane with you.

**Devil** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 8:44pm

Originally Posted by battlefields

Are you trying to intimidate me by waving your substitute phallus in my face, Devil? Bring it on, come over here and bring that on the plane with you.

I'm sorry you're intimidated by 'Murican freedoms. If we meant you any harm we would've already flown a cruise missile up your rectum.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 9:06pm

Originally Posted by Scut Farkus

Then somebody will come steal all my ****, including my new M1A because I didn't buy a safe.

Choice:

1) Be smart. Wield stealthily. Brandish not. Others can only take from you what they know you have and where you keep it. Get position on any who threaten you, and they'll never live to know what you have.

OR

2) Go the open-carry route, second-amendment-clamouring chest-beating and showing off the firepower you've purchased, perhaps to make some kind of ideological point.

Whichever you think is more tactically-intelligent.

**Devil** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 9:14pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Choice:

1) Be smart. Wield stealthily. Brandish not. Others can only take from you what they know you have and where you keep it. Get position on any who threaten you, and they'll never live to know what you have.

OR

2) Go the open-carry route, second-amendment-clamouring chest-beating and showing off the firepower you've purchased, perhaps to make some kind of ideological point.

Whichever you think is more tactically-intelligent.

Thank you so much for worrying about my well being. I can assure you it's all good. I was funnin' about my **** getting stolen. No, I don't own a safe yet. That doesn't mean I don't have access to a safe. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.