His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten.
Posted On:12/19/2012 9:41am
Originally Posted by jnp
There's no accounting for taste.
I mean, your wife married you, right? And you wonder about a few people who find rodents attractive?
But I'm a juicy piece of man meat. Your analogy needs work.
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Posted On:12/19/2012 12:18pm
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
Originally Posted by Scut Farkus
Why is it that when a rat grows big enough people start to think it's cute?
Its the lack of rat tail, not the size IMO. People love squirrels and hamsters even though they're like small rats without tails, and people hate opossums which are like giant rats. The tail seems to be the deciding factor.
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Posted On:12/19/2012 1:32pm
Style: (Beautiful) Spring Roll
Originally Posted by Batman Smells
...This is meerly the first phase of thier plan to take over the world...
Small Austrian boy is interested in marmots. Later, he will go through some marmot-connected dissappointment and start to hate them.
He will foster his anger and marmot-hatred for his whole life and, as an adult, he will lead his country into an all out war against the marmots, killing millions of them in special fenced institutions.
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"Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce." - by Vorpal
Posted On:12/19/2012 1:56pm
He'll become like the Batman, but instead of the bat persona being centered around fear and darkness, it'll be around cuteness and not making any sudden movements. Consequently his crime fighting career will be brief and uneventful.
Posted On:3/24/2013 5:51am
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Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
Joyce Carol Oates, On Boxing
Posted On:6/15/2013 5:29am
Style: Arnis/Kenpo hybrid
Bet they would make great long range rifle targets.
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