A boy and wild marmots

**Devil** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 9:41am

Originally Posted by jnp

There's no accounting for taste.

I mean, your wife married you, right? And you wonder about a few people who find rodents attractive?

But I'm a juicy piece of man meat. Your analogy needs work.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 12:18pm

Originally Posted by Scut Farkus

Why is it that when a rat grows big enough people start to think it's cute?

Its the lack of rat tail, not the size IMO. People love squirrels and hamsters even though they're like small rats without tails, and people hate opossums which are like giant rats. The tail seems to be the deciding factor.

**Tonuzaba** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 1:32pm

Originally Posted by Batman Smells

...This is meerly the first phase of thier plan to take over the world...

Small Austrian boy is interested in marmots. Later, he will go through some marmot-connected dissappointment and start to hate them.

He will foster his anger and marmot-hatred for his whole life and, as an adult, he will lead his country into an all out war against the marmots, killing millions of them in special fenced institutions.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 12/19/2012 1:56pm

He'll become like the Batman, but instead of the bat persona being centered around fear and darkness, it'll be around cuteness and not making any sudden movements. Consequently his crime fighting career will be brief and uneventful.