Brah, do you even spar?

[Vieux Normand]

Brother, bro, brah and bruv have been used in Australia as substitutable terms of endearment. Accept the continuing diversity of language, especially as it travels through the Internet to places that don't have any connection to your pidgin holed (c whut I did there) view of language.

T'anks for fraternizin', brudduh.

[battlefields]

T'anks for fraternizin', brudduh.

Are you coming onto me?

[Vieux Normand]

Are you coming onto me?

My wife wouldn't approve.

Other than that...aw, battlefields, who wouldn't like you in their prison cell?

C'mon, be the bunkmate of my dreams...be my Best-Battlefields-Forever.

EDIT: Oh, um, No Romo...'cause I'm terrified to think anyone might assume...oh, never mind.

[patfromlogan]

Hey, I notice that in spite of this thread, that ugly mother fucker is still here, looking like a total douche bag dip **** asswipe dingleberry licking **** headed fuckwited emo crapola dumbass twat.

So why, don't the mods love us anymore? Is Phrost a sadist?

[battlefields]

My wife wouldn't approve.

Other than that...aw, battlefields, who wouldn't like you in their prison cell?

C'mon, be the bunkmate of my dreams...be my Best-Battlefields-Forever.

EDIT: Oh, um, No Romo...'cause I'm terrified to think anyone might assume...oh, never mind.

Come on, now. We both know that I would be an exemplary cellmate. In fact, last time I was in prison I got a new cellmate. He looked nervous, wouldn't look me in the eye, obviously fearful I was going to rape him. Considering I was standing there with a massive boner, his fears weren't unfounded. I employed a style of voice like a child's, to ease some of his fears. I said, "do you want to play mummys and daddys?"

He looked visibly relieved, I could see he thought I had the brain capacity of a child and thus decided to play along.

"Oh yes, we can play mummys and daddys!"

I replied, "well, who do you want to be, mummy or daddy?"

He acknowledged my boner briefly and I could see a light go on in his head.

"I'll be the daddy!" he said obviously pleased with his choice.

I decided to use my normal deep, gruff voice for what I said next.

"Great, come here and suck mummy's cock."

[Tranquil Suit]

@OP: Well I think it's funny.

[Vieux Normand]

Come on, now. We both know that I would be an exemplary cellmate. In fact, last time I was in prison...I was standing there with a massive boner...

Strap-ons are good-behavious rewards in Oz pens? Damn.

I employed a style of voice like a child's...

Ah, yes, ye olde "outing-the-diddler" trick: soon as prison00b drools at the sound of kiddie-voice, he gets an even more-special welcome from the GP.

He looked visibly relieved...

Well, that was nice of you. I thought you were going to be the top.

"Great, come here and suck mummy's cock."

It's likely the very first time he heard that since his real mother said it to him.

[Vorpal]

This thread has taken a left turn even by Bullshido standards.

[Grey_Southpaw]

Hey, I notice that in spite of this thread, that ugly mother fucker is still here, looking like a total douche bag dip **** asswipe dingleberry licking **** headed fuckwited emo crapola dumbass twat.

So why, don't the mods love us anymore? Is Phrost a sadist?

It's probably because nobody gives a **** about your problems with mainlanders stealing your language?

[patfromlogan]

It's probably because nobody gives a **** about your problems with mainlanders stealing your language?

Hey, I'm a Ha'ole stealing THEIR language, culture, food, dance, women, waves, land, and fighting techniques. I just realize that there is no justification coming for this ugly crap, it will just go on and on. Like the mods/admins learning that Kungfoolss was a complete fake and going along with him for years.

Phrost doesn't give a **** about this; that it is ugly, meaningless, offensive and stupid doesn't make it rank high enough to change.

and gosh I missed out, I had only one moron shove is hand into my ass crack when I was sleeping. Where was Battlefields? We could have had fun.