Ugghhh

[Socal Sapper]

rent her out to your drunken buddies for a win/win kind of thing

LOL **** dude, post of the week.

[erezb]

Well if you have kids, at least you don't need a sitter no more.
And, your wife should be so great full, i bet you can get away with visits to the strip club with your friends :)

[Omega Supreme]

Well if you have kids, at least you don't need a sitter no more.
And, your wife should be so great full, i bet you can get away with visits to the strip club with your friends :)

I would rather a rabid wolverine babysit my child first.

[Permalost]

Get her a piece of glowing jewelry as a gesture of good will:

[goodlun]

your wife should be so great full, i bet you can get away with visits to the strip club with your friends :)

HA! The wife will be just as bitter about having to put up with all the Bullshit as well.

[Vieux Normand]

OP: why not send your guest to this thread's most frequent poster?

[Omega Supreme]

OP: why not send your guest to this thread's most frequent poster?

I would rather castrate an elephant with my teeth than let that happen.

[Vorpal]

I would build a time machine and use it to go back and curb stomp myself if I allowed that to happen.

[Charles Brown]

Your reward will be in heaven Charles

No, I probably fucked that up already.

[PDA]

The mother in law is moving back in with us tonight. She's lived with us for two years before. Then she lived with my brother in law. That didn't work out, so she's moving back in with us. ****.

You are supposed to look after your parents when they are old, deal with it.