Would You Train Somewhere Gang-Affiliated?

[Diesel_tke]

How dare i imply those biker gangsters are leading careless lives and abuse drugs and alcohol, it is a known fact that most of them are highly educated, vegan, liberal and athletic.

Really? I didn't know that to be a fact. Can you provide the source for that? I would like to read up on the educated, vegan, athletic Hells Angels.

[Vieux Normand]

I actually kinda miss having a security job without a chair. Got to spend my shift shambling around until the sun came up.

Sweet.

Haven't seen that verb since H.P. Lovecraft (or one of his inner-circle) wrote an epic short entitled The Shambler From The Stars.

If I do nightclub security without a chair, can I be the shambler from the stars?

It would be the validation of a lifetime of professional futility.

[Sri Hanuman]

This monkey.
He will teach you real kung fu.
Train with him.
Protect your peach.