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    A cull would be good. Too fine an OP, to be trailed by all of that mess.

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    ^^What bobby said!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 View Post
    I always wondered if you could register one hand. My left is not quite deadly, but my right is deadly. Would you have to prove the lethality? Perhaps they have secret prisoners that you have to kill with your bare hands in order to achieve the registration.
    My left hand is a lover, not a fighter. The saucy little wench!
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    My ass is a deadly weapons. Ask my fellow yoga students.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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    I've had to register my charm 'cause I'm a ladykiller.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    My right hand does the wankin' and my left hand helps me sip the tea.

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    What about the myth:

    "if you have a black belt(certificate), then in the court of law you have your hands and feet registered in substitution"

    I've heard that one before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smackjack View Post
    What about the myth:

    "if you have a black belt(certificate), then in the court of law you have your hands and feet registered in substitution"

    I've heard that one before.
    What do you mean by "in substitution"? Is this different than the original question?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    What do you mean by "in substitution"?
    It means you have to substitute your feet for your hands, and your head for your ass, before licensing everything as 'deadly'.

    And it's true...you have to.

    Ask any Dutch'man'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    What do you mean by "in substitution"? Is this different than the original question?
    In lieu.

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