Registered Hands as Lethal Weapons Myth

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 9:15am

A cull would be good. Too fine an OP, to be trailed by all of that mess.

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 9:56am

^^What bobby said!

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 11:43am

Originally Posted by jk55299

I always wondered if you could register one hand. My left is not quite deadly, but my right is deadly. Would you have to prove the lethality? Perhaps they have secret prisoners that you have to kill with your bare hands in order to achieve the registration.

My left hand is a lover, not a fighter. The saucy little wench!

**crappler** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 10:01pm

My ass is a deadly weapons. Ask my fellow yoga students.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 10:06pm

I've had to register my charm 'cause I'm a ladykiller.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 10:26pm

My right hand does the wankin' and my left hand helps me sip the tea.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 12/04/2012 4:33am

**Smackjack** · Posted On: 12/04/2012 1:56pm

What about the myth:

"if you have a black belt(certificate), then in the court of law you have your hands and feet registered in substitution"

I've heard that one before.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 12/04/2012 2:04pm

Originally Posted by Smackjack

What about the myth:

"if you have a black belt(certificate), then in the court of law you have your hands and feet registered in substitution"

I've heard that one before.

What do you mean by "in substitution"? Is this different than the original question?

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 12/04/2012 2:25pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

What do you mean by "in substitution"?

It means you have to substitute your feet for your hands, and your head for your ass, before licensing everything as 'deadly'.

And it's true...you have to.

Ask any Dutch'man'.