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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    But who wants to bang a bitch in a snuggie? That defeats the whole purpose of being near a woman.
    http://thesnuggiesutra.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Just wanted to update that the establishment has been closed. After a rash of injuries(by my count: 13 broken ankles/legs, 9 concussions, 2 torn rotator cuffs, two broken wrists, and uncounted other minor injuries) the place tried to reinvent itself as an airsoft course/15-20 year old dance club. The town was not amused, and revoked all their entertainment licenses.

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    Damn, nine concussions?

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    Damn, thats what happens when Roman orgies turn into paintball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Damn, thats what happens when Roman orgies turn into paintball.
    So do you **** what you "kill"? Cause if so I use to be one hell of a paintballer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldiermedic View Post
    Just wanted to update that the establishment has been closed. After a rash of injuries(by my count: 13 broken ankles/legs, 9 concussions, 2 torn rotator cuffs, two broken wrists, and uncounted other minor injuries) the place tried to reinvent itself as an airsoft course/15-20 year old dance club. The town was not amused, and revoked all their entertainment licenses.
    You answered my question that I was searching through this thread for. It sounded like she was doing everything she was supposed to be doing, and got hurt. That isn't like a round of Judo, where if you decide to be a dickhead, you get broken. I am all for dangerous experiences. I am not in favor of traps passing as entertainment.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    So do you **** what you "kill"? Cause if so I use to be one hell of a paintballer.
    You're thinking Ultimate Greco Turkish Oil Balling.
    Not my sport brah.

    In retrospect when the wife forgets the anniversary, do you get a dude license to get super pissed, run out of the house crying, and just generally throw a colossal "MMA meathead"-esque tantrum that will hopefully culminate with her allowing you to install a punching bag in the living room?

    How far is too far?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Sorry Sri

    When the wife forgets it's like getting raped, you just got to walk that **** off
    Oh for fucks sake doof, how the **** is that funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    ...but...

    Yeah, but it takes a ton of finesse to successfully joke about rape.


    Notice how Dave sets it up.

    (button in upper right corner) Settings> (left menu under My Account) General Settings > in Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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    Man rape is only funny in prison.
    For hilarious examples see Will Arnette's delightful classic, Let's go to Prison, and Rob Schneider's ever tongue in cheek collaboration with David Carradine in: Big Stan.

    Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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