When the anniversary goes wrong.

[cualltaigh]

Many years ago, long before we were married, my wife once told me that as we were going on a huge holiday/adventure at the time that she didn't really want anything for her birthday. Foolishly, I took her at her word. I'm still paying for it.

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This year the wife and I are just getting token gifts for each other

Any good suggestions?

Get her a snuggie. It'll be the kind of a silly joke thing that'll give her a playful smirk at first, but on a cool night she'll end up trying it on, then she'll actually like using it, then when other women see it they'll go "OMG, is that a snuggie?!" and she'll be like shoot girl, my man bought me this and I use it all the time! and then she'll remember how great you are and note how her girlfriend is now a jealous bitch with a lesser man, and you'll win, for like $15 on eBay.

[Devil]

Get her a snuggie. It'll be the kind of a silly joke thing that'll give her a playful smirk at first, but on a cool night she'll end up trying it on, then she'll actually like using it, then when other women see it they'll go "OMG, is that a snuggie?!" and she'll be like shoot girl, my man bought me this and I use it all the time! and then she'll remember how great you are and note how her girlfriend is now a jealous bitch with a lesser man, and you'll win, for like $15 on eBay.

But who wants to bang a bitch in a snuggie? That defeats the whole purpose of being near a woman.

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But who wants to bang a bitch in a snuggie? That defeats the whole purpose of being near a woman.

I think that's why they made this one:

[Sri Hanuman]

But who wants to bang a bitch in a snuggie? That defeats the whole purpose of being near a woman.

http://thesnuggiesutra.com/