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    About a month ago, my gf slipped in a river in Puerto Vallarta and hit her face on a granite boulder. We were doing a jungle tour and were at the set for the movie Predator. There was some bruising and bleeding but she was a good sport, and smiled when I said that even Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura weren't badass enough to use real blood there.

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    You know, there's a lot to be said for muff diving for 40 minutes while she watches Sex in the City. Not exactly lifetime pass, but it comes damn close.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    You know, there's a lot to be said for muff diving for 40 minutes while she watches Sex in the City. Not exactly lifetime pass, but it comes damn close.
    Thanks. You've changed my life, Dr. Phil.

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    Thanks. You've changed my life, Dr. Phil.
    You'll thank me when you want a 3 way and get a green flag, comrade.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    That something is "ugh hnuf fnagh namfumnf"
    Cthulu f'tahgn to you too, brother.
    Praise the tentacle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    This year the wife and I are just getting token gifts for each other

    Any good suggestions?
    Lady Rolex
    Yes I know what "token" means
    I also know there is no such thing when it comes to mutual gift giving.

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    Many years ago, long before we were married, my wife once told me that as we were going on a huge holiday/adventure at the time that she didn't really want anything for her birthday. Foolishly, I took her at her word. I'm still paying for it.
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    This year the wife and I are just getting token gifts for each other

    Any good suggestions?
    Get her a snuggie. It'll be the kind of a silly joke thing that'll give her a playful smirk at first, but on a cool night she'll end up trying it on, then she'll actually like using it, then when other women see it they'll go "OMG, is that a snuggie?!" and she'll be like shoot girl, my man bought me this and I use it all the time! and then she'll remember how great you are and note how her girlfriend is now a jealous bitch with a lesser man, and you'll win, for like $15 on eBay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Get her a snuggie. It'll be the kind of a silly joke thing that'll give her a playful smirk at first, but on a cool night she'll end up trying it on, then she'll actually like using it, then when other women see it they'll go "OMG, is that a snuggie?!" and she'll be like shoot girl, my man bought me this and I use it all the time! and then she'll remember how great you are and note how her girlfriend is now a jealous bitch with a lesser man, and you'll win, for like $15 on eBay.
    But who wants to bang a bitch in a snuggie? That defeats the whole purpose of being near a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    But who wants to bang a bitch in a snuggie? That defeats the whole purpose of being near a woman.
    I think that's why they made this one:

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