When the anniversary goes wrong.

**goodlun** · Posted On: 12/02/2012 3:37am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

My wife forgot and argued the date when we got married. She was wrong. I have a lifetime pass for forgetting anything.

Before someone says something silly, it was our FIRST Anniversary. Yes, LIFETIME pass.

Both me and my wife completely forgot our First Anniversary. I brought it up a few months later like um I think we missed something.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 12/02/2012 1:48pm

Originally Posted by soldiermedic25

The first time going through the course, she leapt from a platform onto a gigantic foam and rubber ball, then slid down the side and through a goddam trapdoor where the ball was anchored to the floor underneath. .

Video could have been hilarious. Hope she has a speedy recovery!

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 12/02/2012 2:10pm

This year the wife and I are just getting token gifts for each other

Any good suggestions?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 1:03pm

About a month ago, my gf slipped in a river in Puerto Vallarta and hit her face on a granite boulder. We were doing a jungle tour and were at the set for the movie Predator. There was some bruising and bleeding but she was a good sport, and smiled when I said that even Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura weren't badass enough to use real blood there.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 1:15pm

You know, there's a lot to be said for muff diving for 40 minutes while she watches Sex in the City. Not exactly lifetime pass, but it comes damn close.

**Devil** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 1:21pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

You know, there's a lot to be said for muff diving for 40 minutes while she watches Sex in the City. Not exactly lifetime pass, but it comes damn close.

Thanks. You've changed my life, Dr. Phil.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 1:24pm

Originally Posted by Devil

Thanks. You've changed my life, Dr. Phil.

You'll thank me when you want a 3 way and get a green flag, comrade.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 4:43pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

You know, there's a lot to be said for muff diving for 40 minutes while she watches Sex in the City. Not exactly lifetime pass, but it comes damn close.

That something is "ugh hnuf fnagh namfumnf"