What do you do if someone is insulting your wife/girlfriend?

**Lebell** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 3:08am

Originally Posted by XXIV

Thanks Dickhead! Painted it myself.

Painted it yourself?
Nice, I take it you're a simon bisley/ Slaine fan?

**Dickhead** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 7:50am

Originally Posted by ChenPengFi

Peace offering?

Thirst quencher.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 8:30am

Originally Posted by XXIV

It's critical I get the urinating part right. Do I squat down and drop my trousers or try to spray standing up? I don't want to perform the wrong... oshikko waza... and ruin my d3adly str33t cred.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap40zSO4vh0

**Tauly** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 10:51am

Originally Posted by ermghoti

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap40zSO4vh0

I'm kind of dreading what my "suggested videos" are going to be next time I go to YouTube.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 11:08am

Originally Posted by Rivington

Is it okay to carry a jar of urine for this sort of thing?

What if I told you that Jarate already existed?

**Anjin** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 3:50pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Simple: avoid wives and girlfriends.

Employ prostitutes.

That way, it's all business rather than being personal.

And that way you're investing in a local small business. Win-win-win situation.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 3:58pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

What if I told you that Jarate already existed?

Thats one dumbass game btw.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 5:03pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

Thats one dumbass game btw.

The Mann vs. Machine update really fucked their story up, which is disappointing. Otherwise I find the game enjoyable until I hit the ceiling of frustration I will allow myself to experience because those god damn kids have nOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PLAY THE GAME ALL DAY AND JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES THE SOLDIER ALWAYS CROCKET ME EVEN WHEN I GO HEAVY IT'S LIKE SPY CITY AND WHEN I IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO PYRO IT BECOMES DEMO SPAWN CAMPING ALLEY IT'S LIKE WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON.

**XXIV** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 6:43pm

You're welcome for the crockets, son.

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

The Mann vs. Machine update really fucked their story up, which is disappointing. Otherwise I find the game enjoyable until I hit the ceiling of frustration I will allow myself to experience because those god damn kids have nOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PLAY THE GAME ALL DAY AND JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES THE SOLDIER ALWAYS CROCKET ME EVEN WHEN I GO HEAVY IT'S LIKE SPY CITY AND WHEN I IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO PYRO IT BECOMES DEMO SPAWN CAMPING ALLEY IT'S LIKE WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON.

**Anjin** · Posted On: 12/03/2012 7:20pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

The Mann vs. Machine update really fucked their story up, which is disappointing. Otherwise I find the game enjoyable until I hit the ceiling of frustration I will allow myself to experience because those god damn kids have nOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PLAY THE GAME ALL DAY AND JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES THE SOLDIER ALWAYS CROCKET ME EVEN WHEN I GO HEAVY IT'S LIKE SPY CITY AND WHEN I IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO PYRO IT BECOMES DEMO SPAWN CAMPING ALLEY IT'S LIKE WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON.

The balance has been fucked for a while. To be honest i never really enjoyed it much. Game is too cartoony for me. i dont find any of the gunplay to be visceral or compelling by itself.