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    As a bona fide Grade A Government Inspected girlfriend, I'd just punch said insulter in his mouth myself. Hurrah.
    May I just say that your av is lovely!
    But my advice works for you too. Finger jab to eyes, snap kick to groin, straight right, left hook, right uppercut. If he continues to insult your girlfriend, unkeester you're 1911 and fill his head with 4 mags of Critical Defense jhps. Then urinate on his corpse. If he STILL insists on insulting you, light your pansy ass do-nothing boyfriend on fire and throw 'him' at the insulter.
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    May I just say that your av is lovely!
    Thanks Dickhead! Painted it myself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead View Post
    But my advice works for you too. Finger jab to eyes, snap kick to groin, straight right, left hook, right uppercut. If he continues to insult your girlfriend, unkeester you're 1911 and fill his head with 4 mags of Critical Defense jhps. Then urinate on his corpse. If he STILL insists on insulting you, light your pansy ass do-nothing boyfriend on fire and throw 'him' at the insulter.
    It's critical I get the urinating part right. Do I squat down and drop my trousers or try to spray standing up? I don't want to perform the wrong... oshikko waza... and ruin my d3adly str33t cred.
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    If you're wearing a skirt, just lift it over your head and spray piss everywhere. If you're wearing trousers, drop them and squat. Maybe you can squeeze out some turds too. Your bf may not appreciate you exposing yourself in public, but that's what he gets for making you do his fighting for him.

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    Thanks Dickhead! Painted it myself.



    It's critical I get the urinating part right. Do I squat down and drop my trousers or try to spray standing up? I don't want to perform the wrong... oshikko waza... and ruin my d3adly str33t cred.
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    Is it okay to carry a jar of urine for this sort of thing?
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    Is it okay to carry a jar of urine for this sort of thing?
    Maybe a plastic sport/drink bottle so you can replicate a stream?
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    Is it okay to carry a jar of urine for this sort of thing?
    You can use the urine you carry around for other purposes, I imagine. I suppose, though, you'd have to refill for your original purpose and it just feels wrong when you've gone to the trouble of allocating urine to a task and then you have to throw it on someone who insults your girlfriend. That's why I say keep a "self defence" bottle on hand at all times.
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    Is it okay to carry a jar of urine for this sort of thing?
    If the Machidas are attacking you, yes.
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    If the Machidas are attacking you, yes.
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    Thanks Dickhead! Painted it myself.
    Painted it yourself?
    Nice, I take it you're a simon bisley/ Slaine fan?
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    Peace offering?
    Thirst quencher.
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