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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    They say the Hokuto Zankai-ken is perfect for such an occasion.


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    Say to the ************: "Dude, she's actually a man. Can't you tell the difference?". Then have your girlfriend say "you about to get dick slapped, son!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Don't be a bitch. Not just any crying will do.

    Alpha crying is the way to show who's at the MFing apex.

    Testosterone-saturated tears, myo-hypertrophic sobbing, wailing and weeping that brings down brick walls.

    Manly tantrums fit for video. You get the picture.

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    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Do nothing.
    Then follow him home, get to know him, his wife.
    Follow his wife to the grocerie store.
    Befriend her, go have a coffee at her at a coffeeshop thats on the same street as some cheap hotel who rent by the hour.
    This guy insulted your woman, so obviously he's a dick and she is vulnerable.
    Seduce her, bang her in every way known to man in that cheap hotelroom.
    Film it.
    After you're done, she'll probably wanna take a shower, this is when you go through her phone, obtain his mothers number.
    Repeat.

    WIN.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    As a bona fide Grade A Government Inspected girlfriend, I'd just punch said insulter in his mouth myself. Hurrah.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    wait..you're a girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    wait..you're a girl?
    I'm afraid so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXIV View Post
    I'm afraid so.
    I suppose this means I can't wander around naked anymore.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I suppose this means I can't wander around naked anymore.
    Just keep it in the comedy forum and you'll be fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I suppose this means I can't wander around naked anymore.
    Aw, no my sweet battlefields. I go to open hockey sometimes where we only have one locker room and I have to get changed with all the dudes. I've seen much.

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