What do you do if someone is insulting your wife/girlfriend?

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 12/01/2012 6:58pm

Oh, and listen to Dave Chapelle. Warning: Language NSFW. Sorry for video quality.

**Dickhead** · Posted On: 12/01/2012 8:56pm

Finger jab to eyes, snap kick to groin, straight right, left hook, right uppercut. If he continues to insult your girlfriend, unkeester you're 1911 and fill his head with 4 mags of Critical Defense jhps. Then urinate on his corpse. If he STILL insists on insulting your gf, light her on fire and throw her at him.

**SpamN'Cheese** · Posted On: 12/02/2012 10:25am

They say the Hokuto Zankai-ken is perfect for such an occasion.

**The Question** · Posted On: 12/02/2012 12:23pm

Say to the ************: "Dude, she's actually a man. Can't you tell the difference?". Then have your girlfriend say "you about to get dick slapped, son!"

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 12/02/2012 4:06pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Don't be a bitch. Not just any crying will do.

Alpha crying is the way to show who's at the MFing apex.

Testosterone-saturated tears, myo-hypertrophic sobbing, wailing and weeping that brings down brick walls.

Manly tantrums fit for video. You get the picture.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 12/02/2012 4:23pm

Do nothing.
Then follow him home, get to know him, his wife.
Follow his wife to the grocerie store.
Befriend her, go have a coffee at her at a coffeeshop thats on the same street as some cheap hotel who rent by the hour.
This guy insulted your woman, so obviously he's a dick and she is vulnerable.
Seduce her, bang her in every way known to man in that cheap hotelroom.
Film it.
After you're done, she'll probably wanna take a shower, this is when you go through her phone, obtain his mothers number.
Repeat.

WIN.