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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    - Cigarette?
    - I only smoke after I take a life. So back home I'm a 20 a day man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit View Post
    Now hold on a second.


    What would Bas Rutten do?
    Hhhhhhheel to the groin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azatdawn View Post
    Hhhhhhheel to the groin.
    Choke him out and play "hide the spice bottle"

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    Eeeen de leever

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Firstly, don't attempt to "be" an alpha.

    Every situation is different. Think with the big head, not the little one.
    You only say that because your answer to the OP is "hold the dog and shield my eyes."
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    You only say that because your answer to the OP is "hold the dog and shield my eyes."
    Don't forget crying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Don't forget crying.

    Don't be a bitch. Not just any crying will do.

    Alpha crying is the way to show who's at the MFing apex.

    Testosterone-saturated tears, myo-hypertrophic sobbing, wailing and weeping that brings down brick walls.

    Manly tantrums fit for video. You get the picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Don't be a bitch. Not just any crying will do.

    Alpha crying is the way to show who's at the MFing apex.

    Testosterone-saturated tears, myo-hypertrophic sobbing, wailing and weeping that brings down brick walls.

    Manly tantrums fit for video. You get the picture.
    This is true of course, but be careful where they spray! You don't want waitresses showing up at your door holding baby gym rats 38 weeks later 'cause your alpha-male tears soaked through their little orange shorts. (I'm just guessing from OP's question where he & the Missus hang out -- fill in "tilted kilts," spandex bicycle shorts, bowling skirts, whatever, as needed.)

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    Oh, and listen to Dave Chapelle. Warning: Language NSFW. Sorry for video quality.


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    Finger jab to eyes, snap kick to groin, straight right, left hook, right uppercut. If he continues to insult your girlfriend, unkeester you're 1911 and fill his head with 4 mags of Critical Defense jhps. Then urinate on his corpse. If he STILL insists on insulting your gf, light her on fire and throw her at him.

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