What do you do if someone is insulting your wife/girlfriend?

[bobyclumsyninja]

Firstly, don't attempt to "be" an alpha.

Every situation is different. Think with the big head, not the little one.

[Tranquil Suit]

Now hold on a second.


What would Bas Rutten do?

[Tranquil Suit]

- Cigarette?
- I only smoke after I take a life. So back home I'm a 20 a day man.

[Azatdawn]

Now hold on a second.


What would Bas Rutten do?

Hhhhhhheel to the groin.

[KickPuncher]

Hhhhhhheel to the groin.

Choke him out and play "hide the spice bottle"

[bobyclumsyninja]

Eeeen de leever

[ermghoti]

Firstly, don't attempt to "be" an alpha.

Every situation is different. Think with the big head, not the little one.

You only say that because your answer to the OP is "hold the dog and shield my eyes."

[bobyclumsyninja]

You only say that because your answer to the OP is "hold the dog and shield my eyes."

Don't forget crying.

[Vieux Normand]

Don't forget crying.

Don't be a bitch. Not just any crying will do.

Alpha crying is the way to show who's at the MFing apex.

Testosterone-saturated tears, myo-hypertrophic sobbing, wailing and weeping that brings down brick walls.

Manly tantrums fit for video. You get the picture.

[ChuckWepner]

Don't be a bitch. Not just any crying will do.

Alpha crying is the way to show who's at the MFing apex.

Testosterone-saturated tears, myo-hypertrophic sobbing, wailing and weeping that brings down brick walls.

Manly tantrums fit for video. You get the picture.

This is true of course, but be careful where they spray! You don't want waitresses showing up at your door holding baby gym rats 38 weeks later 'cause your alpha-male tears soaked through their little orange shorts. (I'm just guessing from OP's question where he & the Missus hang out -- fill in "tilted kilts," spandex bicycle shorts, bowling skirts, whatever, as needed.)