What do you do if someone is insulting your wife/girlfriend?

[KickPuncher]

He fell and whined like a pig. What a nuisance!

[DKJr]

Start having sex in front of them to prove your awesomeness.

[Goa Tse]

Use your words and don't be a dummy.

This. Don't be the one to escalate things, and don't feel like you need to defend your SO unless they can't defend themselves.

If you're situation is an ongoing thing, that seems to be something that could escalate (repeated public harassment), I'd recommend one that you're good at that you can learn relatively quickly or something that gives quick results. I'm sure people could give better advice on what might do that than I could. Also let the police know depending on how bad this guy (or guys) gets if this continues.

Also as an aside, I want to say damn you Kickpuncher for taking my first choice for a name, and ask why you don't have Abed or Annie in a gi as your avatar.

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Also as an aside, I want to say damn you Kickpuncher for taking my first choice for a name

Did you try Punchkicker?

[KickPuncher]

Also as an aside, I want to say damn you Kickpuncher for taking my first choice for a name, and ask why you don't have Abed or Annie in a gi as your avatar.

Not enough varrots for an avatar - yet. Annie in a gi is a great suggestion, but how about Pierce in his doomsday weapon-suit as Pillow Man?

[Goa Tse]

Did you try Punchkicker?

Dammit, why didn't I think of that?

Also, the Pillowsuit is a good choice too.

[fine60nine]

Yes sir sorry sir. Did not know the rules of the site sir. Allow me to kiss your ass while I head to newbieville sir. Will read more on wing chun sir. No more humor in posts understood sir.

[doofaloofa]

Wing chun!
JK. hahaha maybe tang soo do or shotokan karate, but don't join a shitty school or you will probably get killed.

Yes sir sorry sir. Did not know the rules of the site sir. Allow me to kiss your ass while I head to newbieville sir. Will read more on wing chun sir. No more humor in posts understood sir.

Well there seems no danger of that occuring

[Mr. Machette]

[W. Rabbit]

Two questions:
1.) Which martial art would be best to study in order to protect your girlfriend/wife?

Ninjutsu, which also helps you disappear when she wants you to clean the garage or she's pissed off about something.

2.) This is probably a dumb question, but what do you do when someone is insluting your gf/wife?

Yes, it's a dumb question.

How do you handle this and still walk away an alpha male?

Don't worry. You're not.