What do you do if someone is insulting your wife/girlfriend?

[gregaquaman]

Insult his mum

[Omega Supreme]

Lol...you guys think I'm bad on the Internet? You should see me in person. OP you really need to grow up. If you need to stick up for your girlfriend you have more problems than somebody insulting her.

[Tranquil Suit]

Bro, watch this training video. It will tell you everything you need to know about self defense.

That's considered a cult classic here on BS.

[doofaloofa]

OP

If your woman is not in the kitchen cooking eggs for the men you have already failed

I expect you let her drive your car aswell

[erezb]

Well, just insult him back. In-fact if you are not witty enough, choose one insult you like..lets say "****" and repeat it loud and fast so he can't get a word in. Don't stop until he disengages or you do..It helps to hold ones package in the proses.
BTW if you were indeed serious, how old are you? cause if you are over your 20's and you are very afraid of conflicts, i can't see that change with a little MA training. But if you are serious about getting some self defense abilities than all the sports MA are great.
For best results cross train between a grappling art and a striking art. Which ever is convenient for you. Also get in good shape cross-fit stile, im talking dead lifts (body weight), squats (body-weight) sprints etc. There is the PT forum here, get informed. not the ghay gym rat regime.
There is a chance that after a lot of sparring with tougher better MAtists you would lose some of your fear of confrontation, but not entirely...
Also take it easy, that mother fucker already forgot about it, your girl probably too, so why get bent out of shape?
If it bothered you that you are not tough enough to actually do something about it, go do something and don't look back. Pick a MA that fits you (we can help you here) start getting as fit and strong as you can (again we can help you) and be a part of this forum...where a lot of funny but sometimes helpful MAtists dwell.

[PDA]

You do not create a thread in YMAS on Bullshido thats for sure.

[Diesel_tke]

I guess you take your own food to a restaurant too, huh?

Kids!

[Raving&Drooling]

My girlfriend would tell him to **** right off and then thank me later on for letting her handle it instead of causing trouble. You shouldn't need to do anything unless the guy lays a hand on her. What you need to do, sir, is get you a girl who doesn't make you feel the need to "prove" anything.

[KickPuncher]

Is your girl the drunken heckler at the comedy club? That would help this thread make sense.

[Mr. Machette]

That's considered a cult classic here on BS.

One of my favorites! Right in there with Troma films or the early Peter Jackson stuff.