What do you do if someone is insulting your wife/girlfriend?

[Rivington]

. How do you handle this and still walk away an alpha male?

Get over yourself, son. The only people who worry about whether they are alpha males are dumbasses.

[MrBadGuy]

Don't listen to these betas.

There's a reason Spartans cultivated laconic wit. Our girlfriends may block out the sun, but we shall wittily rebuff fat jokes about them in the shade.

[MrBadGuy]

Don't listen to these betas.

There's a reason Spartans cultivated laconic wit. Our girlfriends may block out the sun, but we shall wittily rebuff fat jokes about them in the shade.

[battlefields]

So good the double post needed to be +repped twice.

[goodlun]

Have your Wife learn Judo and BJJ laugh as she tosses the mother fucker to the floor and rips their arm off Rhonda Rousey style. Pee on him when she is done.

Now the better question is where the **** are you going and doing that people would act like this?
Answer STOP going to places like that.

[Tom .C]

If it's honest criticisim of the wife/girlfriend, just thank them for their support. I was sitting in a bar minding my own "bizzness" when some drunk fucker at the other end of the bar said he was going to go **** my mom in the ass. I told that drunken asshole "Dad, you're a real obnoxious drunk", called a taxi for him and sent him home.

[crappler]

You are asking advice on what to do when dealing with losers. Don't fight them.

[slamdunc]

Now the better question is where the **** are you going and doing that people would act like this?
Answer STOP going to places like that.

Situational awareness and not putting yourself out there are really the best routes to take. I would have used this, but was attempting (and failing at) humor.

[MrBadGuy]

**** peace.

If someone insults your woman, go into the bathroom, turn your shirt into a ninja hood, come back out, AND USE YOUR DORDNATION BATTLE CRY TO SUMMON ALL DORDS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY TO YOUR COMBATIVE AID AS YOU RAIN BLOW AFTER BLOW OF DESTRUCTION DOWN UP ON HIM.


With Love,
Mr. Bad Guy
http://www.dordnation.com

[Mr. Machette]

Do exactly like this.