Just waiting for the paperboy.
Posted On:12/11/2012 12:13pm
Originally Posted by itwasntme
Still hoping there's somebody out there worse off than you?
aaaah a tired old variation on the 'NO U' counter argument, well played, sir!
Posted On:12/11/2012 12:15pm
Originally Posted by XXIV
To be fair, I make a mean pepperjack grilled cheese with bacon and tomato on italian bread.
How do you feel about marriage for a greencard with the option to fall for mah european charmes?
Im prettysure I saw a movie about that once.
Except it was a gaycouple and one of em was named Balki.
Posted On:12/11/2012 12:45pm
Style: Stand Up
Usually, guys who act this way are bully cowards.
Posted On:12/11/2012 1:48pm
Style: BJJ, striking
1. Ignore douchers
2. Take girl home
3. **** girl
If she doesn't like this plan she's probably a needy bitch.
Posted On:12/11/2012 1:56pm
Originally Posted by Batman Smells
Yeah, stupid cowards that don't make thier wives and girlfriends wrestle in jelly pools!
GF-vs-wifey jelly-pool gong-sau needs man-ref in jelly-pool. Y'know...just to keep things, um, safe.
Posted On:12/11/2012 5:13pm
Originally Posted by Phrost
HAY GUISE ITS A WIMMINS I MENTION MY DICK.
There's enough goddamn misogyny in the MA world, we have no tolerance for it here, and Poe's Law applies.
I'm with Phrost on this one.
Because women are just as equal as men, we must have special rules to enforce this.
Besides, magpie mcgee shouldnt feel like he missed out, I used to pm female members here pics of my..ehr..you know, and all I got back were replies with 'lol so where is it?'
I'm NEVER doing that again.
Not worth it.
Posted On:12/27/2012 5:10am
Step 1) Don't date the kind of mouthy crazy girl people will end up having cause to insult (this takes practice)
Regardless if she's a good girl or a crazy bitch though, I always stand up for women. It's a gentleman's curse.
My woman now (who is amazing) asked me to stop doing this, recently when some guy got in a girl's face in a pizza line. The guy was big and the girl was annoying as **** but he got all up in her face like he was going to hit her so I spun him around and shoved him against the pizza counter and told him to leave her alone and mind his own business. We had a little moment, I remained calm but was forceful with him, and he backed down from thinking it'd be a good idea to fight me. So my lady of course said, maybe just protect her from now on.
And if someone were to ever insult her, I go aggressive fast. Because usually people know that you're serious right away. I like to go right inside their comfort zone and put my hand on their shoulder like a mentor would do, and tell them something very clear, like "Listen, we don't need a problem here, but watch your f**king mouth". The hand on the shoulder enables you to control the one arm and grapple if necessary, control for a headbutt, or to clinch the head downward real quick if need be, and people back down (usually) once they know youre willing to fight.
"This is why we are here. Because the Martial Arts for too long have been cloaked in an unnecessary level of secrecy bordering on mysticism, and its in these shadows that the cockroaches love to hide. -Phrost"
Originally Posted by Squerlli
And of course, our resident hard man, underground fighter, kitten rescuer, loving father (I'm serious), and over all very sexy furry ************... Budo monkeh.
I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
Posted On:12/27/2012 8:55am
Style: Judo, JJJ, BJJ
My wife has no problem taking someone down for talking **** to her. She will start with verbal berating. The moment any physical contact is made, she will either take them down and choke em out, or she will just bulldog them into the bar. Normally when I am around, not too many people mess with her. I guess I am intimidating (ROFL, please laugh with me)
Last edited by DarkPhoenix; 12/27/2012 9:06am at .
Originally Posted by Holy Moment
BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now.
... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l
Originally Posted by Archer
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