What do you do if someone is insulting your wife/girlfriend?

[battlefields]

To be fair, I make a mean pepperjack grilled cheese with bacon and tomato on italian bread.

Goddammit, this is where the line is blurred. Phrost, she has said that she makes a mean sandwich, off her own bat, so can I now tell her to make me a sandwich?

There's no arsenic in it, though, right?

A quick thing, if there was a gay bloke on here and he asked for say, pics of pecs, does that not equal a ban? I reckon that would be discriminatory if it didn't.

[syberia]

Am I allowed to ask her to make me a sandwich?? WHERE DOES IT END?

For the record, the joke was:
HAY GUISE IT'S A WIMMINS, i mean, wait, what? Oh ****, what do i say? i hope she doesn't think I'm weird. Say something. no not that. hit on her. they like that right? oh god i don't know and now my shift key doesn't work.

Don't worry, I got it. (also, interesting look into how your mind works)

When male members...

Lol.

[Middlefinger]

2.) This is probably a dumb question, but what do you do when someone is insluting your gf/wife? teach violence as a last resort. plus, physical altercations can get one arrested, or it could end up with weapons involved. Yet, if you don't beat his ass, your gf is embarrassed, and you look like a puss. How do you handle this and still walk away an alpha male? (Maybe ass kicking is the only answer, I'm surious on your thoughts)

You assert yourself through song.

[MrBadGuy]

Better question: What if someone insults my girlfriend in front of my wife? EVEN WORSE: WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND IS INSULTING MY WIFE??

[goodlun]

Better question: What if someone insults my girlfriend in front of my wife? EVEN WORSE: WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND IS INSULTING MY WIFE??

Answer to the 1st question, well you now have 3 people to kick the ass of the insulator making your odds of success go up. Answer to the 2nd question RUN

[Lebell]

Still hoping there's somebody out there worse off than you?

aaaah a tired old variation on the 'NO U' counter argument, well played, sir!

[Lebell]

To be fair, I make a mean pepperjack grilled cheese with bacon and tomato on italian bread.

How do you feel about marriage for a greencard with the option to fall for mah european charmes?
Im prettysure I saw a movie about that once.
Except it was a gaycouple and one of em was named Balki.

[doofaloofa]

WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND IS INSULTING MY WIFE??

The only place to resolve this one is in the Jelly Pool!

[RobClary]

Well said!
Usually, guys who act this way are bully cowards.

[doofaloofa]

Yeah, stupid cowards that don't make thier wives and girlfriends wrestle in jelly pools!