Douchebag of the Moment: Richard Cohen, Washington Post

[Dickhead]

Uh, wasn't being a bigot. I happen not to like 50 Cent. Sue me. I think he's an arrogant jerk who promotes shitty stereotypes and acts like a clown. Not everybody worships him like you appear to, battlefields.
Oh, and he can fight? Good for him! That's great. I didn't say he couldn't, I said that I had seen no evidence that he could. If he's a boxer, cool. That's great. I think that everybody should learn to fight. It doesn't mean that I'm going to jump on the "let's all drool over Fitty Cent like battlefields does" bandwagon.
You've accused me of being a bigot, but have only revealed yourself to be a total fag. Game, set, and match. Now STFU and go jerk off to 50 Cent like you were previously.

[The Question]

Motherfucking wow, son. It's been a while since I seen a ************ get this butt hurt over being called out on the internets. Lol. But let's examine this ****.

Uh, wasn't being a bigot. I happen not to like 50 Cent. Sue me. I think he's an arrogant jerk who promotes shitty stereotypes and acts like a clown.
Not everybody worships him like you appear to, battlefields.
Oh, and he can fight? Good for him! That's great. I didn't say he couldn't, I said that I had seen no evidence that he could. If he's a boxer, cool. That's great. I think that everybody should learn to fight. It doesn't mean that I'm going to jump on the "let's all drool over Fitty Cent like battlefields does" bandwagon.
You've accused me of being a bigot, but have only revealed yourself to be a total fag. Game, set, and match. Now STFU and go jerk off to 50 Cent like you were previously.

So you don't like 50? That's cool. Not everybody likes 50. But you're not making any fucking sense. You also assume that Battlefields drools over 50. I see no evidence of him drooling. What I do see drooling however is a rabid motherfucking mutt who can't control his emotions enough to prevent his motherfucking racism from being exposed.

50 had a hard motherfucking life growing up on them mean streets. Nah mean? **** was tough. He out toughed that ****. He sold rocks, because ************ had to hussle. He was an entreprenuer. He's way smarter than you are.

He got a quart of water and sold it in bottles for two bucks, coca cola came and bought it for millions, what the ****?

[Sri Hanuman]

Did someone say 50 cents? My Jewdar is tingling!!!

[Permalost]

Writing songs about 'shootin up yo momma's house' and forcing women into prostitution doesn't make you 'quick witted'. Neither does complaining about 'this white man's world' while reinforcing harmful stereotypes about your own ethnicity.

Writing about how giant magafauna used to roam the plains of North America doesn't make you good at refuting 50 Cent.

[battlefields]

Uh, wasn't being a bigot. I happen not to like 50 Cent. Sue me. I think he's an arrogant jerk who promotes shitty stereotypes and acts like a clown. Not everybody worships him like you appear to, battlefields.

I respect him because of what I know about him, that he is a strategist of both business and war, that some of his music I dig, that I understand that he aims for a target market that demands a certain persona and I also understand that what you call arrogance is confidence, his fearlessness, that has not only helped him survive the literal mean streets, but also succeed in the cut throat world of corporations. If you learnt more about the man, you might respect him too, regardless of your preconceived notions of him acting like "a clown".

You talk **** with no knowledge. You're a fucking ***** bitch internet asshat who thinks his opinion can be spread like the faeces on your bedroom walls.

Oh, and he can fight? Good for him! That's great. I didn't say he couldn't, I said that I had seen no evidence that he could.

Backtracking *****. Stick by your words, accept they were wrong or don't say them in the first place.

If he's a boxer, cool. That's great. I think that everybody should learn to fight. It doesn't mean that I'm going to jump on the "let's all drool over Fitty Cent like battlefields does" bandwagon.
You've accused me of being a bigot, but have only revealed yourself to be a total fag. Game, set, and match. Now STFU and go jerk off to 50 Cent like you were previously.

Bold is mine, your intelligence is minuscule, continue confirming it if you like, but you're not helping yourself.

You seem to think this is some sort of back and forth tennis match, it's not. I don't play games. I dismantle my opponents.

You've been dismantled, now all I have to do is find somewhere that will accept pieces of a moron.

[Permalost]

You've accused me of being a bigot, but have only revealed yourself to be a total fag.

"You've accused me of being a racist, but have only revealed yourself to be a spearchucker."

[It is Fake]

Uh, wasn't being a bigot. I happen not to like 50 Cent. Sue me. I think he's an arrogant jerk who promotes shitty stereotypes and acts like a clown. Not everybody worships him like you appear to, battlefields.
Oh, and he can fight? Good for him! That's great. I didn't say he couldn't, I said that I had seen no evidence that he could. If he's a boxer, cool. That's great. I think that everybody should learn to fight. It doesn't mean that I'm going to jump on the "let's all drool over Fitty Cent like battlefields does" bandwagon.
You've accused me of being a bigot, but have only revealed yourself to be a total fag. Game, set, and match. Now STFU and go jerk off to 50 Cent like you were previously.

Yeah man tell that shitty staff MFer what's up. **** battlefields, **** him in his ear hole.


On a serious note.......
I do not know what's funnier, battlefields sarcastic comment of veiled bigotry or you defending your lack of bigotry with more bigotry.

[Mr. Machette]

[Raving&Drooling]

something called an incline pec fly (don’t ask)

Ho ho! Yes, only a roided out gym rat would come up with such a weirdly obscure term as "incline pec fly!"

not delts and pecs and other such things that any kid can have.

Yep, having delts and pecs and other such things doesn't require any sort of dedication or discipline or self-care.

Gary Cooper in “High Noon” wins Grace Kelly by strength of character, not muscles.

Didn't he slap the **** out of her in that movie? I may be wrong, all those Westerns tend to run together in my head.

[Humphrey Bogart] had the experience, the confidence, the internal strength that can only come with age.

That's what it is... age. Look at the masculinity and power Mr. Cohen exudes. I can't tell the difference between these two images.

[Dingbat]

Charles Bronson was 51 in Chatos Land. That is all.