It's hard to look away from it.
Chun-Jive is like a seductive lava lamp.
The Chun-Jive has you.
Also, I totally heard the song as "I wanna give you hand jobs baby"
A massive improvement upon the original, A+++
Pfft, that **** is lame as hell...when I want slapping...I want HARDCORE FUCKING SLAPPING...Introducing (again) ARAKANNNNNNN (thread in MABS); this guy would **** down the throats of those old guys high on life:
He'd **** down their throats entirely with his hands. Best use of a GoPro yet.
Originally Posted by Mr.Miyagi
EXTREEM PATTY CAKES
Originally Posted by Phrost
Death Tiddly Winks
That was a pretty good drill for building defense against multiple attacker strategies. I liked it. Which sifu was that?
Originally Posted by Phrost
Hahahaha yeah it is just missing a round coffee table.
Originally Posted by wingchunx2z
You know what's simultaneously more violent than this, more civilised than this, and a better form of self-defence?
FYI, that's Keith Kernspecht (yellow shirt), and Victor Gutierrez (second from the right) in the group; the cream of the crop of the EWTO and European Wing Chun. I think the person to the utmost right could be Bill Newman, the EWTO's Escrima grand master. The fourth person, of whom one cannot see the face well, I think is Oliver König, the EWTO president for Austria and Eastern Europe. Just to put that in perspective. This is not some backyard idiot studying from books. These are the guys that make a few millions a year giving seminars.
Probably, they are just fooling around.
Less probably, those are some of the most decorated WC masters in THE WORLD doing some stuff they consider "a masters technique", or, to the very least, take seriously.
Sorry, I can't laugh about this. Think about the thousands that learn this ****. Don't think about the tech support guy who watches too many kung fu movies. Think about your daughter, your niece, or your little sister that go to a BlitzDefense rape prevention class and are told this is a valid form of personal protection.
**** those guys, and **** them with a crowbar.
The guy who wrote this? LOL.
...but Patty Cake is better? LOL
Originally Posted by galeta
Last edited by It is Fake; 12/01/2012 3:04pm at .
Yeah, that sounds like him.
I think it's kind of sad that BS never got into calling Kernspecht on his bullshit, but then again, the mountain of crap he has shoveled up is so big, the investigation would be of a dissertation's length. He is the de-facto head of Wing Chun in the world, but since he is wise enough not to dab too much in the English speaking market, he manages to stay off the radar.
His publications, most notoriously "Vom Zweikampf" ("About Dueling") which AFAIK was never published in the English language, contains a Kim-Yong-Il level of exaggerated claims.
To get an idea of Mr Kernspecht's real character, google about the PhD grade he got from the university of Sofia/Bulgaria. Let's put it like this: I don't think he ever got formally investigated, but when I was involved with WC, he signed his stuff as "Dr Kernspecht". These days, it's just "Mr Kernspecht", again.
It's important to know about him, though, because, if you're in Europe, and have a female family member take a rape prevention class, I'd wager it at about 60%-ish that the guys that teach the classes have a BlitzDefense, EWTO, or EWTO-related (European Krav Maga, and that ****) certificate.
Which really means, people are taught complete bullshit, and the classes themselves are primarily used as recruiting events for the different RBSD-classes that are promoted under the roof of the EWTO.
Now, this is rather important, because in the US, Wing Chun doesn't seem to be in thus fashion organized that it can long delude anybody who does any sort of pragmatic research.
In Europe, however, the promotion machinery behind the EWTO is so good, and the art so established, that it's very, very hard to get behind the facade. As I told somewhere else, my own university library had six or seven publications by Mr Kernspecht and his associates, IIRC. As in, you look for martial arts content, and this is the first thing you get.
So, take care.
Anyway, I am violating my self-imposed exile AGAIN, and I am really just here because I frankly have the biggest difficulties to understand the Dog Brothers stuff on my own, so, back to lurk mode. :)
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