pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:11/26/2012 5:50pm
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
double post: the story of Permalost posting the same thing twice
Posted On:11/26/2012 5:59pm
The Karate Kid from Johnny Lawrence Perspective
Johnny is the best student at the Cobra Kai dojo who dreams of winning a big Karate tournament until he is beaten by some new kid who also steals his girl but he still learns humility in defeat
Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
Posted On:11/26/2012 6:02pm
Style: Combat Cuddling
Originally Posted by Permalost
Kill Bill: The Internet fills in a Mad Libs.
(From Bebe's viewpoint) "The woman I've never known came today to kill the my loving father and take me away."
Posted On:11/26/2012 6:04pm
Originally Posted by Nickosaurus
The Karate Kid from Miyagi's viewpoint
I beat up some kids then scored some cheap labor under the guise of training. I then got drunk and rubbed a young boy's thigh in a locker room.
Fixed it for you.
Posted On:11/26/2012 6:10pm
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A lazy grandfather gets a free tour of a chocolate factory all the while encouraging his young grandson to break the rules almost getting them killed.
Posted On:11/26/2012 6:18pm
Style: BJJ/ MMA/ MT
Hustle & Flow from Skinny Black's perspective- "Chillin' at a dive drinking big then dude rocks up talkin' smack, I befriend him and get drunk and find myself in the bathroom with him playing with my dick, I tell him **** you and realised just after he punched me a few times that I had accidentally dropped his demo tape in the toilet. My bad. I offered him my gun as recompense for my disrespect, but he took it and shot my homie. If it wasn't for that dis I would've given him a contract, but now I gotta get a few of my boyz to work him over in the pen, ain't no pimp fuckin' wit' a gangsta like me."
GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
Posted On:11/26/2012 6:24pm
Matrix Trilogy Invaders:
Computer has a virus, runs a scan, opens a Trojan horse, gets infected and has to be ran in safe mode because the original virus will come back.
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Posted On:11/26/2012 6:25pm
Style: BJJ, MMA, JJJ
A single mother rises up, using any means possible, against a group of local viking warriors who are victmising her disabled son.
Dum spiro, spero.
Tada gan iarracht.
Posted On:11/26/2012 6:42pm
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
The heroism of a lowly drone named "Zizzr" saves Tranquility Hive #47 from destruction at the hands of a giant invader (played by Macaulay Culkin).
Posted On:11/26/2012 7:03pm
Style: Aikido, bits of jits
Texas chainsaw massacre:
A young man lives at home with his distrubed older brother and elderly grandfather who needs much care. He loses his job in the abetoire when they "modernise."
A group of privilaged out-of-towners try to tell him that it was a good thing that he lost his job. He losses control, and there is an unfortunate scuffle.
Later, while trying to help his brother, he is knocked down by a truck.
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