Don't mess with the Mega-Buster
Posted On:12/08/2012 4:08pm
Style: A+B, D-Pad
"Strike first, Strike Hard, No Mercy"
"This not tournament, This for real"
"Smoke weed everyday"
but for real
" Train Hard, Win Easy" it's the dang truth.
Secret moves such as hitting a thing with your hand and hitting a thing with your leg have been stolen and degenerated by arts like karate, boxing, muay-thai, Kung-fu, and basketball. -Epicurious
I for one welcome our new Ninja overlords.
I figure fighting a group of chunners would be like water torture, its not the force as such, just the constant trickle of chain punches wearing down your sanity. -The Juggernoob
Posted On:12/09/2012 3:22am
Style: Jhoon Rhee Tae-Kwon-Do
"Believe in what you're doing."
"Don't look at the ground!"
Posted On:12/10/2012 6:26pm
Just kick his ass!
Posted On:12/23/2012 5:11am
Style: FMA/MMA/HEMA noob
Doing padded stick sparring last night for some of our Brown Belts who'd just graded (they had to fight 8 of us in a row, good times), instructor starts shouting to me:
"Forget about the head, just hit him in the body, it hurts more!" Which is good advice when he's wearing a WEKAF helmet but no armour.
Posted On:12/23/2012 11:18am
Style: Holiday Judo
On a regular basis:-
"What the **** was that? Do as you're told."
Posted On:12/23/2012 9:16pm
Style: FCS,Inosanto/Lacoste Kali
(while using the cold steel polypro "rattan")
"Goddamn it, if you keep acting gaytarded like that i'll go get something else long hard and black from your mothers dresser and beat you with it"
Posted On:12/23/2012 10:35pm
"Most of the power comes from the ass."
Posted On:12/26/2012 1:15pm
Style: ex-BJJ, ex-TKD
"even if you're not rolling, watch them. refrain from talking"
"speed, power, SHOUT!"
"good. you're thinking." (while trying to escape a knee-on-belly by a purple belt nearly 10 lbs heavier than me)
Posted On:12/26/2012 1:49pm
Style: Kyokushinkai / Kajukenbo
"The Japanese say, fighting spirit is very important."- Del Griffiths
"Don't worry, you are never going to die from working out hard." - Kiyohisa Hirano
"Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez
Posted On:2/14/2013 8:42pm
Style: Judo noob, injured guy.
"Of course its hard, if it was easy it wouldn't be worth doing."
I spread this like a gospel at this point.
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