**** Black Friday. Never been. Never will go. I'm going hunting.
Black Friday Shoppers = Consumer Zombies.
I will never be in a Wal Mart stampede. Those people disgust me.
The most troubling issue with this year’s Black Friday is the de-evolution into “Gray Thursday” store openings on this evening.
It is an evolving paradigm – soon it will become “Thanksgiving Thursday morning specials” - come shop before you feast!
Then there will only be one…. (one retail holiday left being XMAS)
…and this too will fall – greedy f@ckers feeding American shopping junkies.
Last edited by Sisyphus; 11/22/2012 10:23am at .
You forgot step #6. Cover yourself in feces. Nobody gets in a fight over a hundred dollar TV with a man who's covered himself with feces.
After all if you are out there on black Friday you're already a shithead so why not BE a shithead?
Why isnt there a white friday? I feel I am being shown bigotry here. I'm calling Al Sharpton!
That was implied in Step 1!
Originally Posted by dflanmod
Walmart shoppers show the way...
Get out of the way! please! Oh my, this is terrible... Oh, the humanity! ... maybe not!
Bunch of Bargain Hunting Banshees looking for cheap thongs in Kansas:
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