Which Martial Art is right for me?

[Eddy96]

I'm 16

And no, If I wanted to, I could get with her, but I dont want too.

[doofaloofa]

Use a condom

[Nickosaurus]

I very much doubt I'll be the one getting the beating, I've got a 4 inch and 25KG advantage on her, and she said weight and strength are very important when you are doing judo as a child, so she said I'd kick her ass if we sparred?

Tho apparently she said that too someone else who joined, who was also a big guy, and she took him down ridiculously easy time after time, and he ragequitted

Not as important as Skill I get thrown by a player who I have a simliar size advantage over because he trains full time and moves at a speed cats would be proud of

[doofaloofa]

96 is your year of birth...i get it

[Mr. Machette]

I wasnt sure those gypsies really still existed in England but our man here is reporting they do.

So you're only IRL experience with travelers is the OP in this thread?

Dude, SHUT THE **** UP.

Ninja, with all due respect, if he avoids Aikido, wont he insult Steven Seagal? And then what happens if steven with all his money, hires some hacker to trace where the post is coming from. The man could lose his life,no?

I'm going to hire some bounty hunters to wrap you in chocolate covered bacon and leave you at Steven Segal's house.

I bet they'll even do it pro-bono when I show them your posts.

[Mr. Machette]

I'm 16

And no, If I wanted to, I could get with her, but I dont want too.

Bullshit.

You're 16? There's no way you haven't choked the chicken thinking about your hot friend. You probably did it twice while writing that post.

What you're realy saying is you want to get with her, but fear the consequences of rejection so instead you rationalise yourself into the friend zone so you don't have to face the uncomfortable reality thet you're actually a broke dick coward who can't get play.

[slamdunc]

I very much doubt I'll be the one getting the beating, I've got a 4 inch.

Don't brag; if you do the calculations, an extra 25kg when accelerated in that short of a distance equals a very hard landing. She's just being nice by saying you'd kick her ass.

Tho apparently she said that too someone else who joined, who was also a big guy, and she took him down ridiculously easy time after time, and he ragequitted

See what I mean?? Skill over size works 90% of the time.

[PDA]

I'm about 160 pounds
I'm 5 8

was also a big guy

Ok.

[Haruchai]

Can't see any videos just stills.

Too bad. Hey, I hate to continue the offtopic here. If you're interested in persuing this convo, please pm me. I'll tell you a bit more of what I know about Tommy's JKD.

[Eddy96]

@ PDA I weigh 11 1/2 stone, that is considered big for a child.

@ Mr Machette nope, I just genuinely am not interested in her. I've got two girls lined up already, any more and it stops being fun, and starts being stressful