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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    We should stop calling this a "middle east crissis" and just start calling it "middle east culture".
    I wonder if guys in the Middle East ever wrote that down somewhere, but as a joke at the backward-ass illiterate minority-killing Europeans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    My little girl came to me last night upset about this bullshit, asking me if it was real. I'm going to slap the **** out of the next person who says something to me about this. Then they'll know it's not the end of the world, it's just the beginning of an ass whipping.

    Fucking History Channel.
    The Mayan calendar ends in December heralding the end of the world.

    Bring it on, Devil!
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    So this December 21st, you can leave your spiked football pads and tire-rubber armor in storage and just hug a loved one instead.
    Sorry Mr. Wez. I know you were really excited about that new boa.
    **** no. Scrotum, head, and back already shaved, football pads prepped and ready. Chainsaw on hockey stick revved. As soon as that fucking clock hits 12, I'm setting cars on fire and heading for WalMart.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    The Mayan calendar ends in December heralding the end of the world.
    That's just the thing. No, the Mayan calendar doesn't end. It just cycles.

    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    And is no one just a tinsyist bit concerned that a war is just about to kick off in the vicinity of Armageddon, between a nuclear power and a state that more than likely has access to nuclear materials?
    A war has been about to kick off there for 40 years, in fact I'd argue there have already been quite a few wars fought there....same ****, different day.

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    I'm guessing I'm the only one here who has read the Popol Vuh? That's the Mayan creation myth, and a few other myths, in book form.

    I was obsessed with mythological creation stories as a young man in the early 90's. I read all that I could find, including the Popol Vuh.

    So, long story short, it's not the end of the world. It's supposed to be a time of transformation that will lead to greater harmony and understanding of ourselves and our place in the cosmos.

    Who knew the Mayans were forerunners of the hippies?

    Anyway you look at it, however, it's still humanity doing our tired schtick of making the universe a more anthropomorphic place.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    That's just the thing. No, the Mayan calendar doesn't end. It just cycles.
    Did the joke whistle to you as it flew by?
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    This is the only place which will survive the apocalypse.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012...yan-apocalypse

    Looks like the world of the future will be Francophone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bezmond View Post
    Looks like the world of the future will be Francophone.
    Tough choice

    End of the World/France

    Hmmm, I'll take my chances with the end of the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bezmond View Post
    Looks like the world of the future will be Francophone.
    Tough choice

    End of the World/France

    Hmmm, I'll take my chances with the end of the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Tough choice

    End of the World/France

    Hmmm, I'll take my chances with the end of the world
    Just imagine mad max, but with everyone wearing those Savate jumpsuits and driving shitty renault 5's with spikes on the front.

    Zut alors!

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