Gong Sau Extravaganza 2013: Sirc vs. 3moose

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 3:40pm

If Nellie's tits didn't show up at 3:11 this would have been a worthless thread.

Originally Posted by Rivington

This interminable lead-up thread, the fight, and its outcome was predicted more than thirty years ago, thanks to television.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 5:25pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

Any chance it will keep you from posting?

I like that in this shitty scenario you've developed, we're in 2001 where internet exists but wifi hasn't quite proliferated yet, so I'm going to be outside but not able to get on the internet.

Either that or it could be because you don't know what wifi is.

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

Good.

Since I'm neither a child nor a rapist I can post here then.

Why so cranky Chris? Your mother still got enough fight in her to resist your advances?

...indeed...

Good Lord. Do you ever make posts that aren't things you've seen on the internet already? You should head over to 9gag.com, that is a place that will accept you with open arms and allow you to further your library of shitty internet responses. You can probably benefit from the ones where they show screenshots of things that witty people say on other forums. Try to work that in.

Whatever to keep you away from fucking kids.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 5:38pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Good Lord. Do you ever make posts that aren't things you've seen on the internet already? You should head over to 9gag.com, that is a place that will accept you with open arms and allow you to further your library of shitty internet responses. You can probably benefit from the ones where they show screenshots of things that witty people say on other forums. Try to work that in..

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Whatever to keep you away from fucking kids.

Well Dr. Clueless, my GF was legal for a full year before I met her so you can rest easy knowing that the worlds children are all yours...

...watch out for Chris Hansen BTW. You'll know him when you see him. He's a total cock block and he'll try to ply you with cookies...

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 5:44pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

Well Dr. Clueless, my GF was legal for a full year before I met her so you can rest easy knowing that the worlds children are all yours...

...watch out for Chris Hansen BTW. You'll know him when you see him. He's a total cock block and he'll try to ply you with cookies...

Jesus Christ.

You hear that folks? Mr. Machete waited a whole year to **** a child.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 6:09pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Jesus Christ.

You hear that folks? Mr. Machete waited a whole year to **** a child.

In who's reatrded fantasy land is a 20 year old woman a child?

I've posed this question to you several times and your only responce is

"der hur, baby ****"

Step up your game Sirc! **** like this is why suck asses like Dr. TT rape you on the regular.

BTW:

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 6:30pm

She's not even old enough to legally purchase alcohol. She's just gotten out of high school and barely has an understanding of what being an adult is. At 30, lots of adults barely understand that. You're 33 or something, right? Jesus Christ dude, you're old enough to have children who are about to be leaving elementary school right now. If you had a child with her, do you seriously think she'd be ready for that? Does she have enough world experience to be able to fully equip a child with the necessary tools to survive the harshness of the world? She doesn't have a career or a real job. She couldn't even tend to its basic needs aside from feeding it milk.

You spend all of this time pretending to be some kind of badass, but in reality, you're just another guy who just wants to be told that he's a badass because he said some inconsequentially mean things to me. The difference between you and me though: I will be remembered.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 7:24pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

She's not even old enough to legally purchase alcohol. She's just gotten out of high school and barely has an understanding of what being an adult is. At 30, lots of adults barely understand that. You're 33 or something, right? Jesus Christ dude, you're old enough to have children who are about to be leaving elementary school right now. If you had a child with her, do you seriously think she'd be ready for that? Does she have enough world experience to be able to fully equip a child with the necessary tools to survive the harshness of the world? She doesn't have a career or a real job. She couldn't even tend to its basic needs aside from feeding it milk.

Not one of those things are your concern. Worry about your own life struggles.

If you find these questions overwhelming then you are NOT as strong as we are.

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

You spend all of this time pretending to be some kind of badass, but in reality, you're just another guy who just wants to be told that he's a badass because he said some inconsequentially mean things to me. The difference between you and me though: I will be remembered.

I am not a badass. I don't need anyone to tell me I'm a badass. I don't need to be a badass.

I just am who I am.

I think you would be a happier person if you understood what that means.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 7:57pm

OH hai guyz.

Ok, so he insulted my fiancee. We weren't at prom, we were at the Marine Corps Birthday Ball.

I'm getting stationed in pendleton in January, to be an MCT Instructor. Here's the deal. From 7-jan to mid march I'm going to be too busy going through Combat Instructor course to combat cuddle with Chris.

After that, op tempo will dictate. This isn't me pussing out, just being real with you gangstas. I have a career that's worth more then fighting sirc. Though I will certainly cuddle him into submission.

Tape wise, I'm 5'10 and 170. With a 14" penis.

Also, I don't care what you say about my dad. Doesn't affect me whatsoever. BEfore we all get to jazzed, this thread is either going to die before I make it to San Diego, one of us will forget about it, i'll be too busy with being a Marine, or Sirc will get that sex change operation and it won't happen.

Also, Hey guys, I'm back-ish? can someone tell neal to fix the fucking tapatalk plugin? Also, you guys have no confidence in senior moose? You act like I haven't trained seriously since I joined the Marines....oh wait...

**3moose1** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 7:59pm

But seriously, no love for moose? And it's 3moose1. Not 3moose. 3moose makes no fucking sense.

And you guys didn't miss me at all? Y'all suck :(

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 11/05/2012 8:02pm

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

The difference between you and me though: I will be remembered.

"If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others, he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo through the millennia for a hundred lifetimes. Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy."
- at the Desecration of Kanzuz IX

So you are going to be remembered as a Infamous Bullshido Troll?
Sirc Serious Question Do you worship a Chaos God or Just Chaos Undivided?