Gong Sau Extravaganza 2013: Sirc vs. 3moose

[Dr. Sleepless]

white kimbo here.

i could deal with death threats, but when my wife confused our cell phones and grabbed mine to check her texts and saw some douche threatening her, it became a problem. also, he set up a website accusing me of being a convicted child molester, which is hilarious because i had just had a background check run on me for another unrelated reason. unfortunately, when googling my real name, that was the 3rd site to pop up.

You realize then that you HAD HIS FUCKING BALLS in the grip of your hand, right? He THREATENED TO KILL YOUR WIFE and THEN HE SPREAD SOME LIBELOUS **** about your being a child molester when you (probably) aren't.

Congratulations, dude. You had him dead to rights. I ONLY WISH SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT TO ME. I only wish someone was that obsessed with me that they would make that kind of website. Holy **** that would be so awesome. I would then turn around and wait for people to find out about this and then I would sue him AND get him arrested.

While he's in jail, everything he ever loved will be mine. Everything. ****, if I could, I'd get rights to his likeness and begin manufacturing toys that look like him. I'd own his image. I'd mass produce action figures of Karate Ken until the market was sick with it. Until Karate Ken was synonymous with the trash that you would find in the front yard of your average Alabama suburban home right next to the small block Chevy.

When he gets out, there will be an entire world of his face being nothing but the shameful leavings of a forgotten piece of plastic manufactured in Mexico by the hands of a geriatric Toltec Indian.

When he kills himself, I'll have myself a glass of wine as the light fades away under the Sweet Californian Sunset.

[Lebell]

Omo made some good points though, some of you have gotten cranky over the years...

[Lebell]

Also I think you guys do not fully understand the old continent, so here, I hope this clears things up.

[Tranquil Suit]

Does a "Fist match" have to be MMA rules or are K-1 rules also qualifiable?





Ow yeah, and free motherfucking Dan Bowen yo

[doofaloofa]

"Fist match" sounds sexy

[3moose1]

Whoa whoa whoa, who accused Sam of being a child molester, and made death threats?

[Hiro Protagonist]

All this time in this "community" has not, at least by the standard of that vid, gotten you anywhere.

Fair enough. It's my fault that I looked bad there, it will be my pleasure to change that impression.

I await confirmation of this. Now.

Yeah, me, too. Actually, I was high into Wing Chun when I started here.

Good idea for the charity. Start another thread about it though so it is not lost in this mess.

I will return with this as soon as I have figured out how to do this best; there's a small chance for more support from a third party, and that, of course, would be awesome.

[omoplatypus]

@sirc: See I thought the same thing. Reality didn't.

[omoplatypus]

Whoa whoa whoa, who accused Sam of being a child molester, and made death threats?

Cio Burrell

[Tranquil Suit]

Fair enough. It's my fault that I looked bad there, it will be my pleasure to change that impression.

How?


(Aha, now we're getting somewhere.)