I am a living legend!
Posted On:11/15/2012 10:59pm
Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku
Again, more than you could ever know.
Posted On:11/15/2012 11:11pm
Style: Chinese Boxing
Originally Posted by omoplatypus
how did you know i was into twilight?
and the answer to your question is, i don't like you because you're a fuckhead and a bully.
go ahead and insult my dad all you want. the two of you are two crusties on the same scrotum.
Awwww, did somebody get bullied when he was a kid and they decide to come in and try to be Captain Hidebehindthekeyboard? Get over it. I'm not your dad and your mom's too loose to like. (LOL daddy issues)
Posted On:11/15/2012 11:16pm
Originally Posted by omoplatypus
oh, and omega, you wanna accuse me of being a twihard ******, how about this ****:
moose is a corporal in the USMC, just like rebecca demornay's character ellie de'witt in the 1988 movie "feds" where she costarred with mary gross, who was most famous for her role as annie herman in the delightful 1989 comedy "troop beverly hills", starring shelly long, which was about a girl scout troop in, you guessed it, beverly hills california.
Dude, you just don't get much lower than watching Twilight. You're below being a ****** at this point.
Posted On:11/15/2012 11:29pm
Originally Posted by Permalost
But would a Jew ever consider marrying an Asian woman?!?
No. But he would kiss her mother.
Posted On:11/15/2012 11:38pm
Style: BJJ/ MMA/ MT
Since when did bullshido become such a confrontational community? It's like all you guys want to do is fight.
Originally Posted by Mr. Machette
Ups to Battlefields for dropping the sage wisdom.
You are like a Pimp Yoda.
Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit
Battlefields... You're more of a man than I am.
GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
Posted On:11/15/2012 11:48pm
Originally Posted by gregaquaman
I was thinking about this and you would need a fundimental change in the reason why you do the gong sau in the first place. So instead of waiting to be offended by some random poster. Find somone of like intrest who would relish the challenge of a fight.
Pretty much the same reason you do the throwdown in the first place.
So who is in your area of about the same weight and ability next throwdown gong sau. both train up both fight have the big show on the day.
but it is allways started with butt hurt so it will end with butt hurt.
So I need to find a fat, middle-aged man who barely trains and in his glory days was a c+ martial artist anyway? Oh wherever will I find such a being?
"We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
1) That it doesn't work
2) That it does work"
NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT
Posted On:11/15/2012 11:51pm
Style: Novice Sub Grappler
Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist
Obviously, I took our TD-Fist sparring about as serious as Matt took his gong sau.
I took that fight srs as Hell. Josh even says so on the video. I know you can't accept that someone could train hard for 9 months and get completely schooled, but trust me, it can happen. Obviously I lied about training(!) because to someone like you, 9 months of hard training is about what you have planned for yourself for the rest of your life. And you know, in your heart, that you WILL defeat Tong Po when it's complete. Ever if it takes the rest of your life.
Dude, get over it. I trained stupid; thought I could sprawl and brawl and maybe rattle Josh before I got subbed. 9 months in a solid BJJ program and I would have been able to generate opportunities to hit him, but I didn't do that. You can bet your ass I did exactly that as soon as I got home. Live and learn, You should try it some time.
Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie
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In De Janerio, in blackest night,
Luta Livre flees the fight,
Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
Posted On:11/16/2012 12:11am
What has two thumbs and hates "Twilight "?
A : Every Heterosexual man in the world.
Posted On:11/16/2012 12:13am
China has determined that watching the "Twilight " movies is inhumane.
Posted On:11/16/2012 12:16am
I asked the makers of the Twilight series if it was a headache finishing the thing because the series gives me a migrane.
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