Gong Sau Extravaganza 2013: Sirc vs. 3moose

[PointyShinyBurn]

Despite his Tony Robbins esque EMPOWER YOURSELF blowhard outbursts, i'm betting on SIRC here.

Unless moose has gotten quite a lot bigger and improved his grappling since I last saw video I'd have to agree.

What's the Tale of the Tape as of this morning, kids?

[Dr. Sleepless]

That all sounds like Bullshido to me. You'll have to accept the fact that I've become pretty good at sniffing out the bullshit over the years.

And, I'm not quite 40 yet. Plus, my dreams come true every morning when I wake up and hug my kids before they go to school. But, go and kick some Facebook guy's ass and see if it helps you fulfill your dreams.

Well Detective Dipshit. What an astounding amount of evidence you have provided. Why another case like this and you'll surely get that promotion you've been pining for.

And seriously, a bunch of shitty kids is your dream? Your dream was to do the one thing that you can't really **** up? Putting your dick in a person and making a baby? The thing that the entire human race has been doing since forever?

You have extremely low standards.

Spending other people's money


Getting loans


Wasting gas


Wasting time


Playing


Sleeping at her place


Taking taxpayer money



Hence this thread.

OH GOD YOU FOUND MY ALLERGY. YOU FOUND EVERYTHING OUT ABOUT ME.

I love that I can always rely on bullshido to be as lazy as possible about its comedy. I especially love the part where for some reason taking out a loan is somehow in a negative context. I haven't taken any loans, mind you. I don't know why you think that's bad. Also, I'm sure that your parents are sending you stipends every month for being such a good little boy, so I don't see why you're getting up in a bunch about it.

In fact the rest of your points don't even make sense. Let's explore this further. Can you explain why all of those points are in a negative context?

[Dr. Sleepless]

We have a saying "God gives nuts to those without teeth", what is all this success worth if you don't have a normal size penis? nothing. because we do all this stuff to impress the opposite sex, so we can make sweet love to them, and if you have a baby-penis...it is all fucking pointless. But hay, at least you don't fall into the old cliche and try to compensate somehow. BTW having a baby penis is nothing to be ashamed of..if you are a baby. A small advice (no pun intended) try switching to Japanese porn, that way you wouldn't feel overwhelmed and start raging on line to try and prove you da man. Consulting for the IRS?! you fucking rat!!! only a serious asshole baby penis will see that as a plus. Do you do any volunteer work in your busy schedule? maybe giving parking tickets!? you are a ****, and until you except the fact that no pumps or tablets are going to grow you a man's penis you will stay an angry depressed ****.

No.

You have to start over. Small dick stuff is about as hilarious as an R.L. Stine book and just as relevant. What the **** did you think you would accomplish here exactly?

Jesus Christ, I'm embarrassed for you. I'll see if I can get an Administrator to delete your post.

[It is Fake]

We have a saying "God gives nuts to those without teeth", what is all this success worth if you don't have a normal size penis? nothing. because we do all this stuff to impress the opposite sex, so we can make sweet love to them, and if you have a baby-penis...it is all fucking pointless. But hay, at least you don't fall into the old cliche and try to compensate somehow. BTW having a baby penis is nothing to be ashamed of..if you are a baby. A small advice (no pun intended) try switching to Japanese porn, that way you wouldn't feel overwhelmed and start raging on line to try and prove you da man. Consulting for the IRS?! you fucking rat!!! only a serious asshole baby penis will see that as a plus. Do you do any volunteer work in your busy schedule? maybe giving parking tickets!? you are a ****, and until you except the fact that no pumps or tablets are going to grow you a man's penis you will stay an angry depressed ****.

Hmmm you sure spent a ton of time talking about a penis.
Hmmm..........

[Israfel]

You know I kind of like sirc

I always did root for the villain though, even if he is pretty all-around shitty

[Ignorami]

What time is Rudy getting here?

[RurikGreenwulf]

knuckle was such a good movie FFS!!! ya dirt the all of ya, no good bastards...I can't do it good, but it was so funny they need an English subtitles for English!!. By the way that McDonagh guy could fight!

McDonagh is a fucking machine

Sirc wouldn't last 3 min against him on Irish Rules

YE HEAR ME SICR BOY YER DIRT WHY DONT YE SEND FOR

A QUINN? HUH?



YER AFRAID YE WOULD NOT SURVIVE

[slamdunc]

Sirc wouldn't last 3 min against him on Irish Rules

What exactly is the rule-set for Traveler Fights? Apparently, he got pissed off because the morbidly obese fighter was slapping open-handed.

[RurikGreenwulf]

What exactly is the rule-set for Traveler Fights? Apparently, he got pissed off because the morbidly obese fighter was slapping open-handed.

No ARMS around each other (NO CLINCH OF ANY TyPE)
No biting
No hair pulling

Just closed fist thrown to the faces and FAIR PLAY

Till one drops or cant continue

[Omega Supreme]

In before this turns to a **** fest.....wait.

****.

Too late again.