Gong Sau Extravaganza 2013: Sirc vs. 3moose

[Phrost]

What's the TL;DR on this whole thing again?

[erezb]

my mother's not jewish but my dad is, so i'll leave it to you to decide if i am a jew or not. seems like the orthodox think i'm not and the anti-semites think i am. it shouldn't be a surprise that my response is to tell both groups to go **** themselves.

Dude every generation there is a switch in my family, i am not religious, my father converted to Judaism his dad converted to Christianity genetically i guess i am only half Jewish half euro (dutch and a little german) In the eyes of israel you are jewish and you can come here and settle easy, if that help you define yourself better. If you see yourself as jewish you are one, like omega, if not you are not. You can answer a few questions to see if you are jewish
1. Do you know your bank manager name?
2. Is the bank manager your uncle?
3. Do you like gold? do you have a small gold bagy under you shirt?
4. Do you find your nose gets bruised a lot in boxing?
5. Do you find your nose gets bruised a lot in grappling?
6. Are you short but funny?
etc.

[doofaloofa]

miss post

[Sri Hanuman]

Something about Lebell, Thai ladyboys, and Omega being a certified Rabbi.

I think someone mentioned the chun a few times.

[doofaloofa]

What's the TL;DR on this whole thing again?

3moose(1) wants to fight SirC

Hiro protagonist wants to fight matt phillips(not a very Jewish name IMO)

Omega is a yid

Battlefield does not approve

omoplatypus has a **** fixation

And Mr Machette is psychologically unstable, but in a nice way

Oh yes, and FREE DAN BOWEN

[hpr]

Sirc and moose will go at it sometime in the future.

Someone thinks Sirc's job is stupid and most think his **** is all gay.

KK has an attitude problem, but is getting better. I guess it's called being a teenager.

Rafe almost challenged Matt to a GS match.

Moose's girlfriend has huge boobs.

[Matt Phillips]

What's the TL;DR on this whole thing again?

Chris thinks Derek is an idiot on FB and challenged him. Then he went and got something to eat, and hasn't been back. Hiro got bored and tried challenging me. Jews got involved... and here we are.

[erezb]

Coming from someone who has fought him full contact, I take that as a complement.

Not to toot my own horn, but I expect it would look exactly like this.

Oh my...that was funny.

[Mr. Machette]

All this talk of Judaism has me amped up to Gong Sau the hell out of some latkas.

[omoplatypus]

Keep your dad out of this.

I will, as soon as you keep him out of your butthole.