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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I'm an honorary Jew.
    making love to a jew girl at one time does not make you one of us...for that you need to put a knife to your penis and eat a gefiltefish...and make those grunt noises when you sit down or get up.

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    Re: Gong Sau Extravaganza 2013: Sirc vs. 3moose

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I'm an honorary Jew.
    Only because all Puerto Ricans are honerary Jews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erezb View Post
    I was sure im the only jew here.. how many are there on the site? BTW if you guys are visiting i live in jerusalem.. my gym is 10 minutes drive from the old city. (mount scopus)
    Leave it to an Israeli to take "next year in Jerusalem" literally.
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    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

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    Quote Originally Posted by omoplatypus View Post
    Only because all Puerto Ricans are honerary Jews.
    Don't make me invite THunter to Chanukah. Your Judo ain't strong enough for the Wrestling Of The Host.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erezb View Post
    making love to a jew girl....
    Sooo much more fun than Gong Sau.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    You guys have all the fun. We lost all our type-A personalities to Israel over the years. All that's left here is a bunch of Woody Allen clones.


    My dad taught me that the fetus is not fully developed until it leaves graduate school ;)


    As a parent I fully support what you are saying. I am very proud of the way he has mellowed. At the time of the 2011 Mega he was a cocky 15 year old getting in trouble for fighting at school. Now he's been promoted to blue and hired at his gym as a kickboxing instructor. He's mellowed and learned that respect can flow from a bow and an "usu!", and not just from a 1-2 combo. Fingers crossed, he'll be fine.

    As far as him making money fighting, that's not really his plan. He wants to finish school, study business, and open his own MA school someday. If that fails I'll teach him Linear Algebra.
    lol im writing from a business class in the hebrew uni... hated linear algebra.. if he doesn't straiten up send him here for three years of service, that made me a man. We have a 15 yo kid in the gym that wants to start competing they can match nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Snoqualmie Falls is fuckin NICE, dude.
    Laura Palmer land, dude. Epic. First, Lovecraft country, then the house of Usher. And in between, an amicable little get-together at Redbubble, or what that place is called, and we fight until somebody's ear gets grinded, or whatever. I feel old, you are old. Geriatric gong sau, FTW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erezb View Post
    making love to a jew girl at one time does not make you one of us...for that you need to put a knife to your penis and eat a gefiltefish...and make those grunt noises when you sit down or get up.
    I actually have a Rabbi that I can call on at anytime. I've been the best man at two Jewish weddings. I'm actually a certified Krav Maga instructor; certified by someone who actually served and taught IDF (coincidentally the son of my Rabbi).

    That's right, I'm a Scottish Filipino Jew Boy. Praise Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erezb View Post
    Working smooth man! already had a few stabbing on it from arrabs..so it is truly integrated! and everything looks really lovely downtown now..well compared..you know we aint paris
    getting stabbed by arabs in the tram? how delightfully european!
    I always like comin to jerusalem cos it means im outta the arab ghetto for a while.
    TA is fine too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    Hehe. I'll be in Boston some time next summer, Matt.

    Then we can perhaps test how even Bullshido's "biggest ******" holds against you.

    Not against your son, not against some of your friends. Against you.

    No, I am not challenging you right now, because I don't know the dates yet. But be sure, I'll be happy to fight you, whenever I get the opportunity. I don't need any reminder, no big fuzz, no big drama. I just want to fight you, and I will look for every opportunity I get. If you ever come to Europe, have me know. I'll drive to your location.


    ...And as to whether you actually lied or not, the threads are there, for everybody to read.
    I'm fairly confident Matt will beat you. Yep, my money is on the BNJ.



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