Gong Sau Extravaganza 2013: Sirc vs. 3moose

[Matt Phillips]

Am I Gay for being oddly attracted to that woman?

YES. Yes you are.

[Hiro Protagonist]

I'd make it the best 18 seconds of HER life.

[Matt Phillips]

I'd make it the best 18 seconds of HER life.

From what I hear, she's a very nice man.

[hpr]

Damn database error. Thought my post wasn't getting through. Sneaky ninja Phrost makes you double post.

[hpr]

I for one would love to see Glenn Beck Gong Sau the likes of Rachel Maddow.

I'd put my money on Maddow. I can see her kick the living **** out of soft, crying, soiled, curled-in-fetal-position Beck.

[Lebell]

I have a joke that I want to share in this thread, if you're even a bit clever you see the paralels.

A guy decides it's time for him to man up and do something manly, he decides he is going to the northern woods to hunt, to shoot himself a real bear!
He enters a small general store that sells huntingrifles and other weaponry and buys himself a standard rifle and some camping equipment.
Off he goes into the woods, looking for bears...

Sure enough he finds tracks...he follows them and at the edge of a pool he sees a real bear, drinking water, seemingly unaware of him.
This is his chance!
He aims, fires, a cloud of smoke and....the bear is gone!!!
No fucking way!
Suddenly he gets tapped on the shoulder...
It's the bear...
The bear says: okay pal, drop your pants and make it quick.
The man drops his pants and the bear rapes him brutally with his big dry beardick.
He leaves the man sobbing in tears and says: let this be a warning for you...

The man makes it back to the nearest town and he is ashamed and above all FURIOUS!
That motherfucking bear...he is going to end that ************!!!
This time he buys a huge goddamn elephant gun, and heads back into the woods again...
He sees a beartrack, follows it..and there's the fucking bear...at a tree trying to reach for a beehive...he aims...clean shot....BAM! cloud of smoke...and...no bear...vanished into thin air.
Tap on his shoulder...
The bear: drop the pants pal...
Again the man gets horrible raped by the bear and this time he also is forced to perform unspeakable sexual acts with the bears giant bearcock.
Covered in blood tears and semen the man makes it back to civilisation.

It's on...
He spends his entire lifesavings on a rpgrocketlauncher, a m60 machinegun and 2 grenades...he shall not fail!

He heads into the woods again, this time armed to the teeth, and he picks up the bears tracks....
At the end of the tracks he sees the bear, unaware of him eating from a moose cadaver, he carefully reaches for the grenades and throws em at the bear!
Big explosion! he whips out his m60 machine gun and sprays through the fire and the smoke, the entire goddamn treeline is either broken or set to fire!!!
No fucking way anyone can survive tha...
Tap on his shoulder...
It's the bear.
The man just drops his pants, to which the bear says: you didnt REALLY come here to hunt, did you?

[erezb]

I have a joke that I want to share in this thread, if you're even a bit clever you see the paralels.

A guy decides it's time for him to man up and do something manly, he decides he is going to the northern woods to hunt, to shoot himself a real bear!
He enters a small general store that sells huntingrifles and other weaponry and buys himself a standard rifle and some camping equipment.
Off he goes into the woods, looking for bears...

Sure enough he finds tracks...he follows them and at the edge of a pool he sees a real bear, drinking water, seemingly unaware of him.
This is his chance!
He aims, fires, a cloud of smoke and....the bear is gone!!!
No fucking way!
Suddenly he gets tapped on the shoulder...
It's the bear...
The bear says: okay pal, drop your pants and make it quick.
The man drops his pants and the bear rapes him brutally with his big dry beardick.
He leaves the man sobbing in tears and says: let this be a warning for you...

The man makes it back to the nearest town and he is ashamed and above all FURIOUS!
That motherfucking bear...he is going to end that ************!!!
This time he buys a huge goddamn elephant gun, and heads back into the woods again...
He sees a beartrack, follows it..and there's the fucking bear...at a tree trying to reach for a beehive...he aims...clean shot....BAM! cloud of smoke...and...no bear...vanished into thin air.
Tap on his shoulder...
The bear: drop the pants pal...
Again the man gets horrible raped by the bear and this time he also is forced to perform unspeakable sexual acts with the bears giant bearcock.
Covered in blood tears and semen the man makes it back to civilisation.

It's on...
He spends his entire lifesavings on a rpgrocketlauncher, a m60 machinegun and 2 grenades...he shall not fail!

He heads into the woods again, this time armed to the teeth, and he picks up the bears tracks....
At the end of the tracks he sees the bear, unaware of him eating from a moose cadaver, he carefully reaches for the grenades and throws em at the bear!
Big explosion! he whips out his m60 machine gun and sprays through the fire and the smoke, the entire goddamn treeline is either broken or set to fire!!!
No fucking way anyone can survive tha...
Tap on his shoulder...
It's the bear.
The man just drops his pants, to which the bear says: you didnt REALLY come here to hunt, did you?

So the Lady boy is into cubs and bears? I thought he just have baby penis coupled with little person syndrome and a sense of inadequacy because of said inflection.

[Matt Phillips]

Matt I agree with everything except the 9-9 round.

I'd give Sirc 10-9 for aggression. He hardly kicked anyone's ass.

[doofaloofa]

So who's the bear?

[Bezmond]

So who's the bear?

Dale Dugas? He's the hairiest.