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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Lebell, please teach TS how to get laid and have him report back on his success. And not some LARP with a Domina, this is a full contact website. You are the man for the job, bro. Do it.
    You fuckers are starting to remind me of Rafe now. He couldn't shut up with his advice on wimminz either, even thou I DID NOT ASK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Lebell, please teach TS how to get laid and have him report back on his success. And not some LARP with a Domina, this is a full contact website. You are the man for the job, bro. Do it.
    Well, I'm going to need an assistant and a van I could borrow.
    We're talking about TS here, remember, normal approach wont cut it.
    OH SNAAAAAPPPPPP

    (also lol rapejoke zomg)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bling Bling View Post
    You fuckers are starting to remind me of Rafe now. He couldn't shut up with his advice on wimminz either, even thou I DID NOT ASK.
    So what did he advice you?
    Was it something along the lines of 'wear cute bunnyears and just feed em some bullshit about how awesome you are, but when they discover things dont add up, you just say you couldnt remember and probably can benchpress more than them' ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    Well, I'm going to need an assistant and a van I could borrow.
    We're talking about TS here, remember, normal approach wont cut it.
    OH SNAAAAAPPPPPP

    (also lol rapejoke zomg)
    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    So what did he advice you?
    Was it something along the lines of 'wear cute bunnyears and just feed em some bullshit about how awesome you are, but when they discover things dont add up, you just say you couldnt remember and probably can benchpress more than them' ?
    Can I suggest RapeVanDyke for your holiday name?

    @TS Seriously pulling for you, man. ***** brings everything into focus. Go get it. Hell, go get your teacher ;)

    Also, legit surprised Rafe is NOT the virgin in this story. I expect he's the sort that rolls for initiative before approaching the girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bling Bling View Post
    You fuckers are starting to remind me of Rafe now. He couldn't shut up with his advice on wimminz either, even thou I DID NOT ASK.
    Please stop typing "Thou", that's a different word than you think it is and it makes you sound like THOR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Phillips View Post
    Also, legit surprised Rafe is NOT the virgin in this story. I expect he's the sort that rolls for initiative before approaching the girl.
    Nah he's more the 'did you see that supermodel, she made eyecontact, I totally coulda banged her bro!' type.
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    The entire thread in a nutshell (and TS's sex life is the least of it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    I'd be perfectly happy to fight TS, under two conditions:

    1. He comes down to my natural weight, 70.3 kg, not something-something 90-ish.
    2. He comes to my place, rather than burdening me with the costs.
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    This has to have an end.
    Oh?


    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    And just to be clear, I don't plan to fight him under any circumstances. Like, I don't want to be in the same room with him. I am not his kindergarten teacher. Let him be weird on somebody else's time.
    Oh. *****.



    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    - And, yeah, he should pay that by himself, because that way, he might learn to appreciate the environment that others provide for him. We are talking about a person here that was all up on giving me a presentation about how "Savate is a bad system" - with the Savate instructor, who had been gracious enough to give us a free lesson standing next to him, no less.
    I've been perfectly respectful to him throughout the whole thing on both occasions. I've not made any beef with the dude at all. The only thing I said, is that Savate sparring is too restrictive, ie no shinkicks and rules about distancing. I found that limiting, just like say Kyokushin (no head punches). When did I say it? Afterwards, in private when discussing Savate with you, to which you nodded. You fucking liar.



    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    LOL, hell, no. What happened was, TS repeatedly used the topic to alienate us, and to provoke us into saying juicy things that he apparently found amusing. Preferably in public, like in a fancy restaurant, and on. The same way he forced us into a 45-min debate about his theory that sitcoms are for stupid people, and that, since we watched sitcoms, we belonged to that category.

    No scandalous disclosure here, just the sad story of an immature person abusing the politeness and education of others. So, spare me the melodrama.
    Provoking lol. You get provoked easily I see.

    All I said was Married With Children is a stupid show. Not my fault you motherfuckers got swooped in a heated 40 minute discussion. Okay I probably said more about that show but in any case, you're grasping for straws here.





    Now the juicy bit, so should I state YOUR bullshit in public as well or keep my class and not stoop to your level?

    Hmm, quite the moral conundrum I'm having here. I'm gonna go 50/50:

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    1)Exactly, I told the 27-year-old whose second phrase to me on the carpark in '11 had been "I am still a virgin",
    I was 23 then, at least give me that much.

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    6)and whose only memorable contribution to the conversations over the weekend had been his insistance on whether we other guys liked to **** people in sado-maso suits, TO GROW THE **** UP.
    Look, how many leather suits does a virgin have? I was talking some ****, kinda obvious after previous statement, no? In the future I'll talk about football and beer, how's that.

    I'm a little weird? Hey, I have no shame in my game.... lack of game.


    And by the way, all the sexual braggadaccio inbetween your unsolicited advice on women left a bad taste in my mouth:

    "Oh yeah, when I go clubbing, I always get some girl's ass pressed up to me, you know why, let me tell you...."

    "My friends keep asking me how I get all that *****. Well it's simple...."

    "Read Maxim, it really gives all the advice on how to dress and what women like."

    "Here are some websites where you can find people with similiar interests. They are called social networks."


    Ow what a big man you are. Here's a Maxim, go search for deodorant coupons, you closeted nerdguido ****. This **** turned into a monolgue and lasted HOURS.


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    2)who had ranted for ten minutes about that he only trained to beat two high school dudes up that had bullied him,
    In response to YOUR QUESTION why I started Martial Arts. Rant? No, it was a conversation.

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    3)who had complained about having little social connections,
    Yes, I live quite a reclusive life. It's not a problem for me, except I can't get laid lol. Again this just came up in conversation.

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    4)who had insinuated that he was stalking his old high school teacher because he was in love with her,
    **** you. I said I have a crush on her. I didn't insinuate ****. And I DON'T stalk her. **** yourself.

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    5)who confessed to me that he felt he was a math genius even though he just had failed mid-terms,
    Now this one hurts me the most. I've told you how important my math studies are for me, how it's basically my only goal in life atm. And how soul crushing the last 2 years were as I kept failing everything, and just couldn't snap out of it, **** that was a seriously derpressing time for me. And in the context of failing (as I "confessed"), calling myself a math genius was a self-deprecating joke. And now you throw that back in my face LIKE THAT. You piece of ****.



    And guess what, I'll still keep private on some of the bullshit you told me in the hotelroom. But let's just say, I'm VERY skeptical about it.

    For the idiots, we just hung out there (on the beds) till my next train arrived, the last one was off and I had to wait till the first one on the next day.








    I am going to bed now, but I'll post my version of our match, sparring etc tomorrow. You know, the actually relevant stuff.





    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    HPR is right. I admonished people earlier on not to be mean, but then I behaved so myself.

    Mods, feel free to delete the comments in question, please.


    Outside of that, I have made my point clear, and since I think this is beef of a category that I feel cannot be mended with a beer and a handshake, this is where I stop giving a ****.

    So, if TS attends another Throwdown, and people find that my assessment of him doesn't apply, great for all involved, and a positive ending note on all this crap. Maybe it's really just my fault, and you guys can manage this better. If so, good for you.

    A month ago I requested that I'd be allowed to keep around until a specific thread had been finished; that's done, and so, it's overdue that I retire. If I ever get involved here again, I'll take care that I can indeed keep up. Besides that, I've really said everything I had to say. So, in short, bai bai.
    Interesting quitpost there, reminds me of how when politicians **** up and get booted out, they do a farewell speech where they "decide" to leave.

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    The entire thread in a nutshell (and TS's sex life is the least of it)

    Man I watched that fucking movie.

    That **** hit way too close to home.


    ****

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