11/29/2012 4:12pm, #2011
11/29/2012 4:25pm, #2012
Severn vs. Macias.
"Thank you Dan, may I have another?"
11/29/2012 4:53pm, #2013
11/29/2012 4:57pm, #2014
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
11/29/2012 5:15pm, #2015
11/29/2012 5:22pm, #2016
11/29/2012 5:22pm, #2017
11/29/2012 5:24pm, #2018
Why would i be sore because you're essentially a deadbeat?
Not much, but at least i'm actually a martial artist.
I had over 10 years of experience when i registered in '05, and i haven't stopped learning since.
That said, i occasionally post in the PT forum and have lent a small hand in a MABS thread or two.
You haven't done ****, on here or in life.
So STFU and go get that sanitation job so you can afford diapers, and some training.
11/29/2012 5:24pm, #2019
@Rudy: He had to use it for real. Got kicked in the nuts in the proces, if I recall correctly.
11/29/2012 5:31pm, #2020
Sure enough he finds a job on a sheepfarm in the middle of nowhere, but hey its money.
After weeks there he gets an itch..but there's no bar or disco's or any place to meet girls.
He asks his fellow kiwi coworkers how they can stand the abstinence.
They all laugh mysteriouslyand say: maybe its time you join us on saturdaynight for a beer out in the bush...
That saturday he tags along and they all get drunk like a ************.
Then they tell the aussie: allriht mate, lets go get some!
They all climb a fence and there's this field full of sheep.
The kiwis start fucking sheep like there's no tomorrow.
The aussie is quite nervous and asks em if its not illegal.
It is, they tell him, but the local cops understand our predicament and they just let us be.
Ok...the aussie decides to just go for it, he grabs this sheep and suddenly, he isnt even finished yet, al these squadcars show up and he gets clubbed in the head.
When he wakes up he's in a cell at the policestation being charged for bestiality.
He gets angry and tells the interrogator how they told him its okay and the cops turns a blind eye.
The interrator looks at him and said: yeah normally we'd do that, until you decided to **** the counstables girlfriend...