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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Yes and we are his tricks.
    That would mean he has to do things with our dicks on request...


    ...it's all starting to make sense now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    That would mean he has to do things with our dicks on request...


    ...it's all starting to make sense now...
    Jesus Christ. This was such a huge fucking stretch to get that shoehorned into the thread. How about you go learn how to graph x.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless View Post
    Jesus Christ. This was such a huge fucking stretch to get that shoehorned into the thread. How about you go learn how to graph x.
    To bad you had to stop stroking my cock to type that. No tip for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    To bad you had to stop stroking my cock to type that. No tip for you!
    This one doesn't make any kind of sense.

    I mean for starters, it's "too" and not "to." Secondly, you've pretty much assured everyone that you're fantasizing about the idea of me stroking your dick. I don't know about you man, but that's pretty gay.

    So in this scenario, you've not only managed to make everyone understand that you don't know the proper usage of "to" and "too" and since you can't do math, "two" is also out. But on top of all of that, you've kind of just admitted that you have homosexual fantasies about me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless View Post
    I don't know about you man, but that's pretty gay.
    Well, you are so pretty and from the fight videos you've posted it looks like you have a real gentle touch too.

    I mean, if I was going to go gay your candy ass wouldn't be a bad transition into the "lifestyle". You even whine like a bitch...

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    Yup. Confirming sexual fantasies about me. Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless View Post
    Yup. Confirming sexual fantasies about me. Awesome.
    Oh yeah Sirc. All I can think about is you in a miniskirt, sucking a lolipop and saying "me so horny" while you rub your boy-tits together.

    Tonight I'm going to paste your face all over some vintage 70's german porno rags and then wipe my ass with them while singing Journey songs off key.

    If you ask realy me really nice, someday I'll let my balls gong sau your tonsils.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 4-EVA!!!!!

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    Now that one was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Oh yeah Sirc. All I can think about is you in a miniskirt, sucking a lolipop and saying "me so horny" while you rub your boy-tits together.

    Tonight I'm going to paste your face all over some vintage 70's german porno rags and then wipe my ass with them while singing Journey songs off key.

    If you ask realy me really nice, someday I'll let my balls gong sau your tonsils.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 4-EVA!!!!!
    I don't even need to embarrass you any more than you already do for yourself.

    Pack it in, gents. My work is all done here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless View Post
    I don't even need to embarrass you any more than you already do for yourself.

    Pack it in, gents. My work is all done here.
    Yeah, the hypersexual focus is starting to feel creepy.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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