Gong Sau Extravaganza 2013: Sirc vs. 3moose

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 11/07/2012 2:10pm

Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr.

It's probably a Michigan thing.

This is my fault. I stole all of the good looks and charm in my state, leaving none for the rest of my fellow Michiganders.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 11/07/2012 11:29pm

Originally Posted by Nefron

Sirc is the guy you call to crawl under your desk to fix the network cables. He also thinks he is doing some serious work.

Right right right. OK, I like the way that this hate train is going. You're moving away from the normal, "LOL YOU'RE PRETTY!" and "LOL YOU'RE GAY!" jokes and moving onto "LOL YOU HAVE A JOB!" jokes.

That's cool, I mean, I know that you're Serbian, so your idea of network configuration is having a goat drag some string to the neighbors and firewalls are just things that you put up when the thatched roof catches on fire from the torches, so I wouldn't expect you to understand.

So I guess then, aside from the shitty YOU DO THE BITCH WORK joke, I'm not sure where the insult is. Yes, I have a job. I don't know why I should be insulted by this. And on top of that, I don't really do any more of the shitty work unless I have to because dipshits like itwasntme gets hired and doesn't know what they're doing. I mean, I'm not sure where you get this idea from anyway. Like, did you just decide that? Or did you see something I posted?

I mean, regardless, I still get paid probably 10 times what you get paid probably even more than that. Even if I were doing shitty work (which I do ocassionally do) I'm still making a LOT more than you will. And they pay me in US dollars not sheckles, or heavy rocks or whatever fucking **** currency you use.

Originally Posted by Shawarma

Well, you might call him to crawl under your desk, but it ain't to fix your network cables if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Hey Shawarma, what martial arts do you do? Actually, do you do anything? I mean all you ever do is just kind of bitch about things and have never actually shown any real skill or knowledge or why anybody should ever take anything you say seriously.

Secondly, I don't think that outside of porn, this kind of thing actually happens. I mean, I guess in this scenario, you feel that it's something about giving someone a blow job under the desk? I mean if this has happened to you, then I would assume you have a very tiny dick as you're probably a chubby 20 something who has a desk job and from the standard height of desks, your thighs probably just barely fit underneath. If someone were to give you a blow job, there wouldn't be much room for their head if you had a normal sized penis. So either you've never had the joy of receiving a blow job or you're penis is really small or this kind of thing doesn't happen in real life, because logistically, it's kind of difficult to do without getting caught.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 11/07/2012 11:32pm

Originally Posted by OZZ

That's because it is.
Sirc is a compulsive liar and drama whore.

Just bumping this up again. I'd like you to point out what you think I'm lying about so I can prove you wrong just to feel good about myself. Come on now. Let's do this.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 11/08/2012 3:16am

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

Just bumping this up again. I'd like you to point out what you think I'm lying about so I can prove you wrong just to feel good about myself. Come on now. Let's do this.

Lol, you're not even trying to deny being a drama whore.

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 11/08/2012 8:45am

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

Lol, you're not even trying to deny being a drama whore.

Well, he doesn't want to lie apparently. I can respect that.

**Ignorami** · Posted On: 11/08/2012 9:29am

Skimming the last couple of pages, it seems I have missed an awesome pair of tits
(literal tits, not forumites)

Can someone relink?

**Nefron** · Posted On: 11/08/2012 10:05am

Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless

That's cool, I mean, I know that you're Serbian, so your idea of network configuration is having a goat drag some string to the neighbors and firewalls are just things that you put up when the thatched roof catches on fire from the torches, so I wouldn't expect you to understand.

So I guess then, aside from the shitty YOU DO THE BITCH WORK joke, I'm not sure where the insult is. Yes, I have a job. I don't know why I should be insulted by this. And on top of that, I don't really do any more of the shitty work unless I have to because dipshits like itwasntme gets hired and doesn't know what they're doing. I mean, I'm not sure where you get this idea from anyway. Like, did you just decide that? Or did you see something I posted?

Well, its just that I think you are a complete retard, and shouldn't be near a computer.

A few years ago you clicked around on Metasploit and thought you are leet.

At the time, I was in high school and crunching assembly, way past the script kiddy phase you were in, and probably still are.

I have a job as a software developer since my second year of college. You dragging cables around is nothing special.

What are you configuring? Washing machines?

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 11/08/2012 7:20pm

Originally Posted by Nefron

Well, its just that I think you are a complete retard, and shouldn't be near a computer.

A few years ago you clicked around on Metasploit and thought you are leet.

At the time, I was in high school and crunching assembly, way past the script kiddy phase you were in, and probably still are.

I have a job as a software developer since my second year of college. You dragging cables around is nothing special.

What are you configuring? Washing machines?

Oh, jumping to the racism? That's how I know that you've got nothing left in there for you. Congratulations, you're a code monkey. You get paid pennies on the dollar and get **** for all the work you don't do.

I configure T1 cisco firewalls and routers and switches and have been a huge hand in the migration of hospitals all over california to the EMR bullshit. So yeah, there's that. On top of you know, just keeping businesses alive with bullshit work like restarting servers and making their networks much more cost-efficient. Bullshit work. It's not all fun and games and dick waving. It's mostly janitorial. No big deal. I'm not here to try to pretend like I'm some kind of ultra engineer. Just some dude who does stuff.

But please, resort to the racism. Because that's worked out so well for Serbians.