Bullshido Election 2012: Vote or Die... or just die

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 5:30am

Virgil Goode, Rocky Anderson, Gary Johnson.
Three names, six euphemisms for penis.

Also, I'd vote for Obama.

Why? Black presidents attract science fiction,
and I want to see some aliens in my lifetime!

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 5:41am

Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist

Black presidents attract science fiction,
and I want to see some aliens in my lifetime!

The border is open, and neither candidate would dare close it. Oops, sorry, wrong kind of aliens.

**Bneterasedmynam** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 8:11am

I was thinking Kang because I can never remember the name of that other guy.:

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 9:19am

I'm voting for Obama unless something crazy happens in the next week. Mainly because Ryan and Mitt's ideas for social security will single handedly destroy the whole system. Also Mitt's budget is complete bullshit and he seems to think that it's a big joke.

I think Mitt woke up one day and after he got done swimming in his money, he decided that he would just go buy the presedency since he didn't have **** else to do.

**thatmckenzie** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 9:29am

I'm voting against our incumbent Orator in Chief because I voted against Bush policies the *last* election, too.

I'm voting for Gary Johnson because he isn't a warmongering lying sack of ****.

**PDA** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 9:35am

Originally Posted by thatmckenzie

I'm voting for Gary Johnson because he isn't a warmongering lying sack of ****.

Yet! its usually just after people get into power that they make the transition.

Obama for me, I just love watching all the white power guys getting all red faced and stressed out.
Its just a shame his wife isnt white because that would really get them upset.

**Wolf** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 10:25am

Obama. Because in all seriousness I think the man did the best he coud with a hostile congress for half his term. Also, I sure as hell don't want Mitt Romney having the ability to appoint 2 Supreme Court Justices. He'll use that opportunity to crush gay and women's rights. I'm fairly certain he watches Mad Men and thinks it's a documentary about how the world works today.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 10:38am

Romney.

Because NJ has given its electoral votes to a Democrat for 20 years, and I actually have some pity for that greasy, lying ************.

This is "I'll be the President of Peace and Love" protesting an anti-war sit-in, in favor of the Vietnam war...that he didn't enlist for.

**Wolf** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 10:50am

As I understand it, and correct me if I'm mistaken, but he also didn't even turn in a draft card. He used is mormon mission trip as a way to avoid the draft registration.

**Devil** · Posted On: 10/29/2012 11:31am

I'm voting for Romney because my sweet mama raised me not to be a slack jawed liberal *****.

I can't really think of any other reasons. Politicians suck. I just want to make sure I still have my guns when the North Koreans send us back to the 1800s via EMP.

Nevertheless, the turd will be re-elected.