Bullshido Election 2012: Vote or Die... or just die

[jnp]

I've proven my strength, thankyouverymuch - by rising from meager beginnings to become the motherfucking boss that I am today - a shining example for all men and all half-men such as yourself to admire. Casting shadows on lesser beings who play dressup despite the fact that they're male and over the age of 6.

If you try very hard you can be like me one day, but not really. Even if you knocked out GSP you'd still know you're just a sissy on the inside.

Here's how a man would have replied.

You are right McClaw, I have never fought in the ring. If you ever pass my way however, I would be honored to meet you on the sparring floor.

[Stickybomb]

:-/

[itwasntme]

:-/

So 1 in 10 idiots support Obama and 100% of people with degrees are jackasses?

[Devil]

Here's how a man would have replied.

You are right McClaw, I have never fought in the ring. If you ever pass my way however, I would be honored to meet you on the sparring floor.

Really? Even though I haven't been involved with a combat sport in several years? Do you routinely offer to take the field with transient cricket players?

[Tom .C]

Do you routinely offer to take the field with transient cricket players?

given enough beers...that's a hell yea

[Devil]

Devil is utterly an ubermensch before whom the homosexual masses cower and cringe. Hell, he's in middle management, dammit, and his wife dresses him in pink and rainbows.

Let him have Bullshido! Without us to lord it over, the guy would probably be jerking off in the shower all day like Kevin Spacey.

Well, I'm certainly not opposed to the occasional wank.

I have no desire to have the homosexual masses cower and cringe before me. I just recognize it for what it is - a genetic inferiority which reduces the likelihood a person will reproduce. Homosexuals have always said it isn't a choice. They've convinced me. It's a genetic disorder.

[It is Fake]

For the record, I'm not ruling out the possibility that he's just a fucking idiot but since I lack the capability to confirm or deny, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Not everyone can be an open book like Rabbit.

That's alright, at least there is some doubt in my case. I'm probably one of the few that understands and knows the truth about your idiocy.

[Devil]

That's alright, at least there is some doubt in my case. I'm probably one of the few that understands and knows the truth about your idiocy.

I'm always open for a friendly exchange of ideas, which should be fun and simple for you. Idiots are easy debate opponents, after all. But I'll acknowledge I'm no match for your meaningless cryptic half sentences. You are the master of that domain.

[It is Fake]

I'm always open for a friendly exchange of ideas, which should be fun and simple for you.

I know.

But I'll acknowledge I'm no match for your meaningless cryptic half sentences. You are the master of that domain.

I know, you took that as an insult and it wasn't. Everyone pretty much calls you an idiot. I said I know about your "idiocy." Since they are meaningless, I guess you are an idiot.

My bad.

[Devil]

I know.
I know, you took that as an insult and it wasn't. Everyone pretty much calls you an idiot. I said I know about your "idiocy." Since they are meaningless, I guess you are an idiot.

My bad.

The problem I have deciphering your mini-paragraphs doesn't stem from a lack of ability but a lack of interest to do so. I have the same problem reading philosophy. I find it to be tiresome. If people have something worth saying, they should say it already. Clearly, concisely and in a way that isn't open for interpretation. Otherwise, they're wasting my time by assuming their words are worth making an effort to ponder over.