Posted On:4/24/2004 9:28pm
I always carry two or three on me just in case.
Posted On:4/24/2004 11:56pm
Style: Chinese Kung Fu
Where's the video?
Fighting evil and upholding justice in blue silk pajamas baby!
Bah!!! Puny Humans.
Posted On:4/25/2004 12:14am
Style: JKD, BJJ
It's a good question and a good thread. It was just in the wrong place.
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Originally posted by by-the-throat
Yeah, but can they grapple?
Heheh, I was about to post the exact same thing. Good thing I read through the thread first
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg
El Guapo says dance!
Posted On:4/25/2004 12:17am
Style: Feng Shui
Here is a Video
Posted On:4/25/2004 7:47pm
You ungrateful bastards. I paid $45 for this premium membership to this oceanography institute website so I could post that video.
One Ambulance, Eleven Cops...
Posted On:4/25/2004 9:15pm
Style: Kung Fu
Damn thing can break the glass in the aquarium.
“We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
You are in a lot of trouble.
Posted On:4/26/2004 8:16am
Style: Twirling Foot Kung Fu
some people in florida call 'em thumbsplitters, for obvious reasons. fish often enough and every once in a while one will end up in your castnet or bait bucket. this is a cue to become hysterical and begin crying. i know an aquarium enthusiast who accidentally introduced one into a tank by unknowingly putting in a piece of coral that one of those fuckers had burrowed into... overnight the thing literally shredded every fish in his tank into tiny chunks. seriously, these things are bad, bad critters.
Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
Originally Posted by Kidspatula
Bleep bleep blip bloop
Posted On:4/26/2004 8:25am
I must somehow combine the dna of a human with that of the mantis shrimp in order to create the perfect prize fighter, I'll make millions.
Posted On:4/26/2004 8:43am
Their kicks are too deadly for competition!
"You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior
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