So you're in my house...

[simonifrius]

...What stinks?

Anyway, I've always wanted to box a kangaroo. Yeah, I know it'll win, but it'll be enough funny video to last me the rest of the year.

Hey, you got a video camera, right?

And, uh, can I borrow twenty...whatever currency you got goin' on here? I'll pay you back when I get to the States; I lost all my luggage in the cargo hold. Dairy does that to me.

[dflanmod]

Get the shovel, i've got a big honker. Heap that **** in my nostrils won't ya ?

Jewish?????

[battlefields]

I'm tired as ****, just rode my horse in from the US, boy are his balls sore.

Is this an original? Because if so, well done.

[samsun]

Jewish?????

I wish, if I was I could get even more up there.

[dflanmod]

Is this an original? Because if so, well done.

Unfortunately it's not original. Saw it long ass time ago from some third rate comedian.

[DerAuslander]

Jaymee Ong

[ermghoti]

Nice place you've got here... sooooooo, where do you keep the gimp suit?

[Mr. Machette]

What the?

I'm in Australia? How did that happen?

It's WHAT time in the morning?

Oh crap, I'm sorry man. I have no idea how I got here.

Aw ****! Where the hell are my pants! What? Oh, yeah, the Spider Man underwear. Yeah that's mine.

Whew! Had me scared for a second. I can replace the pants but Spidy undies are hard as hell to find in adult sizes...

Look, I don't want to freak you out, but I think I've just been abducted by Aliens....

Oh screw it. Call up the bros, first round is on me!

[doofaloofa]

I'd leave it a while before you use the jacks, oh and its blocked by the way

[erezb]

I want to go swimming with the tiny box jellyfish! And go to Steve Irwin’s grave and pay my respect! i couldn’t get enough of that guy. Pet a wallaby and then go to New Zealand and look at those devils. What else is good down under?