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    Not The Usual Walkout Song Thread

    We're all sick of threads about "walkout" songs, but this one is different. I swear.


    I'm sure that it has been done, truthfully, I pay little attention to things such as walkout tunes, but I want to see what songs you would play to disrespect your opponent, rather than pump yourself up.


    How did I come about this entirely unique and never been done before idea for a walkout thread? I was doing what all gangstas do: keeping rhyme with DMX's The Rain whilst in the shower.







    I had two bright ideas, one of which was a "location" joke of the highest order with a smattering of "dad" joke for good measure. It went something like this:


    Me (singing): now I know, only I can stop the raaaain...
    Me (replying to singing): well, of course, cause you're in the shower, the taps are right there.


    I managed to compose myself after thirteen or fourteen minutes of side splitting laughter and had a brain wave!


    IF I EVER HAD AN OPPONENT WHOSE FIGHT NAME WAS "The Rain", or something similar, THIS IS THE SONG I WOULD USE AS MY WALKOUT.


    I know, I know, you're astonished by my brilliance, please contain the rapturous applause. I need you to use that primitive brain of yours to think of your own and I know you can't do that while mindlessly slapping your hands together, consistently missing.
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    Not so much to disrespect my opponent but it would raise a lot of eyebrows, I'd come down playing "Accidentally in love" by Counting Crows:



    I'd even come down camply dancing to it. Sure my opponent would have a look of confusion on his face. Would work two folds, either he'll no be able to take me seriously and it throws him off his game or it angers him and he loses his ability to be patient and just goes in guns blazing...

    Also think it would be quite funny.
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    Same logic; funnier song:

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    If there was a lot of pre-fight trash talking from my opponent I would walk out to 'Why Can't we be friends'

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    I'm just thinking of when Sexyama walked in to Time to Say Goodbye/Con te Partiro. Cheeky to the core.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xstyle View Post
    If there was a lot of pre-fight trash talking from my opponent I would walk out to 'Why Can't we be friends'

    already done that. i used the smashmouth cover though, since its a bit more upbeat
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    Quote Originally Posted by xstyle View Post
    If there was a lot of pre-fight trash talking from my opponent I would walk out to 'Why Can't we be friends'

    ah, homer simpsons's walk out music. it made me laugh when i saw that episode.
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    My second MMA fight, my walkout song was "Prince Ali" from Aladdin. My third, it was "White and Nerdy" by Wierd Al.
    For my second Thai fight, I used a power metal version of the theme from Neverending Story.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    IF I EVER HAD AN OPPONENT WHOSE FIGHT NAME WAS "The Rain", or something similar, THIS IS THE SONG I WOULD USE AS MY WALKOUT.
    So we need to come up with a hypothetical name (even one as lame and unlikely as "the Rain") for our opponent and then pick a song to mock it?

    Lemme try:
    this is the song I'd pick if my opponent was named Jedidiah "The Windshield" Jones:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    So we need to come up with a hypothetical name (even one as lame and unlikely as "the Rain") for our opponent and then pick a song to mock it?
    Here is where the "or something similar" comes in:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuchika_Okada
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyd_Melson
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnie_Maxon
    http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Christian-Reynoso-78432



    Lemme try:
    this is the song I'd pick if my opponent was named Jedidiah "The Windshield" Jones:
    Okay, now your turn.
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