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    I need a car.

    Gentlemen and ladies,

    I need a car, for the first time in my life, a problem that I deal so far with the innocence and the slightly guilty enthusiasm of a female virgin.

    Now, I read a lot of books, and so I know a whole lot about cars, and so, after careful measure, I have concluded that it better have four wheels, and an ipod car connector for my audiobooks, for, let's be real, otherwise, I will never finish "Chapterhouse Dune".

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

    Seriously, guys, what makes a good car these days? Where can I get information that educates me on the topic? I have no fucking idea about, well, anything concerning cars, except that I find it strangely soothing when they make "vroom vroom".

    Please help!





    Anybody suggesting that I need some sort of midget high seat, there will be hate.

    :friends:

    Yours,

    Rafe

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    Spinners

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    One word.....

    Spinners
    The modern spinner device is an attachment to the wheel of an automobile. Spinners are allowed to spin by using one or more roller bearings to isolate the spinner from the wheel, enabling it to turn while the wheel is at rest.
    :Thoughtful:

    Do those have a practical use, other than deluding my neighbors into thinking that I am a gangsta from Oregon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
    :Thoughtful:

    Do those have a practical use, other than deluding my neighbors into thinking that I am a gangsta from Oregon?
    Dude, of course they have a practical use. They make it look like your wheels are turning when you're really sitting still. So, go ahead and move spinners from the Want column to the Need column.

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    I see your rationale, good Sir! :friends:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post

    Now, I read a lot of books, and so I know a whole lot about cars.
    You failed with this one. Books do not mean **** for cars. As someone who has a family member that works on cars and is a "master" mechanic at BMW, who also routinely works on my babe(BMW 330i 2007), and who professional drift-races for a living, the above will not help in the slightest.

    You're best bet is to do deeper research, or ask someone you know who is a mechanic. There are total ins-and-outs when buying a car, and if you don't know a mechanic then ask someone who is proficient in buying them.

    You don't want to be fucked before you the leave the lot. What is your price range? This matters a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smackjack View Post
    You failed with this one. Books do not mean **** for cars.
    No, you failed at reading comprehension, sarcasm detection, and having sense of humor.

    Oh and your "babe" is a piece of garbage with wheels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smackjack View Post
    You failed with this one. Books do not mean **** for cars. As someone who has a family member that works on cars and is a "master" mechanic at BMW, who also routinely works on my babe(BMW 330i 2007), and who professional drift-races for a living, the above will not help in the slightest.

    You're best bet is to do deeper research, or ask someone you know who is a mechanic. There are total ins-and-outs when buying a car, and if you don't know a mechanic then ask someone who is proficient in buying them.

    You don't want to be fucked before you the leave the lot. What is your price range? This matters a lot.
    Oh, shut the **** up. It's a car, not a rocket ship. Most modern cars will go 200K miles without a hiccup if you change the oil regularly.

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