Mr Wizard > Bill Nye

[Mr. Machette]

Are you kidding me that old man strength would totally snap that twig

I don't think Mr. Wizard has much fight in him these days...

Donald Jeffry Herbert
July 10, 1917 – June 12, 2007

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Herbert

Though I guess he could win if Nye contracted some sort of horrible infection while molesting Mr. Wizards corpse...

Science FTW!

[goodlun]

I don't think Mr. Wizard has much fight in him these days...

Oh I thought we where going for one of those who would win Bruce Lee or Anderson Silva sorts of things with that.

You are correct in his current condition he wouldn't put up much of a fight.

[Mr. Machette]

Oh I thought we where going for one of those who would win Bruce Lee or Anderson Silva sorts of things with that.

Oh yeah, in their prime that would be one hell of a match up.

I'm with you though on giving that one to Wizzard for a couple of reasons;

One: Wizzard wears a windsor tie. Like a man. Nye wears a bow tie. Like a clown. What's up with that?

Two: Mr. Wizard is one fo those "greatest generation" crusty old bastards. A couple blows to the head and he'd be back on Iwo Jima clearing machine gun nests with nothing but his bare teeth and a kill boner. Nye wouldn't stand a chance.

Three: Old school resistance to poisons. Wizard wasn't afraid of asbestos fireproofing, carcinogenic house cleaners, toxic pesticides or lead based baby formula. Nye would probably go into toxic shock just from exposure the the poisonous heavy metal content of Mr. Wizard's breath.

[goodlun]

Three: Old school resistance to poisons. Wizard wasn't afraid of asbestos fireproofing, carcinogenic house cleaners, toxic pesticides or lead based baby formula. Nye would probably go into toxic shock just from exposure the the poisonous heavy metal content of Mr. Wizard's breath.

that's funny notice one of the first things mentioned is the mercury


Also with Halloween coming up this episodes first experiment is giving me some awesome ideas

[W. Rabbit]

One: Wizzard wears a windsor tie. Like a man. Nye wears a bow tie. Like a clown. What's up with that?

Your fallacy is wuz up wit dat.

Two: Mr. Wizard is one fo those "greatest generation" crusty old bastards. A couple blows to the head and he'd be back on Iwo Jima clearing machine gun nests with nothing but his bare teeth and a kill boner. Nye wouldn't stand a chance.

Don was actually a B-24 pilot, which is cool but not as cool as putting a sun dial on Mars like Nye did.

Three: Old school resistance to poisons. Wizard wasn't afraid of asbestos fireproofing, carcinogenic house cleaners, toxic pesticides or lead based baby formula. Nye would probably go into toxic shock just from exposure the the poisonous heavy metal content of Mr. Wizard's breath.

Don Herbert died of rare blood cancer, too.

[goodlun]

Don was actually a B-24 pilot, which is cool but not as cool as putting a sun dial on Mars like Nye did.

No doubt the Nye is the better engineer. Mr Wizards experiments still way better.

Don Herbert died of rare blood cancer, too.

At the age of 89

[W. Rabbit]

No doubt the Nye is the better engineer. Mr Wizards experiments still way better.

Sadly all of Mr. Wizard's experiments were terrestrial. Nye's ongoing experiments are extra-terrestrial. That makes him extra better than Mr. Wizard.

At the age of 89

As opposed to the 99% of 89+ year olds who don't die of rare blood disorders each year?

Don Herbert likely suffered horribly at the end.

[goodlun]

Sadly all of Mr. Wizard's experiments were terrestrial. Nye's ongoing experiments are extra-terrestrial. That makes him extra better than Mr. Wizard.

My 7 year old can't replicate Nye's extra-terrestrial experiments.

As opposed to the 99% of 89+ year olds who don't die of rare blood disorders each year?

As opposed to all the people who don't even make it to 89.

[Ignorami]

Eh?

[Mr. Machette]

Your fallacy is wuz up wit dat.

Winston had to wear that bow tie to counter balance his natural badassitude. Without it, every female mammal within two miles would become spontaneously pregnant with triplets.