And God Said "let there be arguments".

**jdogg33** · Posted On: 10/14/2012 10:28pm

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

David was trained in Hebrew desert warfare from childhood, so he had few equals.

He was known to "circumcise" and collect the foreskins of Philistine soldiers on the battlefield.

That story I've never heard, although I am not saying I don't believe it. I would like to know where that reference came from.

Even in the those days there were "editors", and many added or left out parts of the original texts when they reproduced them. Who knows?

I did not mention that story in order to spark any kind of religion or history debate. I was only referring to being called a "Sheep Boy". I thought it was pretty funny, and it just brought to mind another "Sheep Boy", and I've always thought that the story was pretty cool.

I also referred to it is as "A very old story." I did not say it is fact or fiction. Proving either without a doubt would be very difficult, if not impossible.

I did not quote the Bible, only paraphrased the story.

I've been away for a couple days, and I found it very interesting the discussions that one little comment seemed to generate.

**goodlun** · Posted On: 10/14/2012 10:32pm

Originally Posted by jdogg33

That story I've never heard, although I am not saying I don't believe it. I would like to know where that reference came from.

Douay-Rheims Catholic Bible
First Book Of Kings (1 Samuel)
http://www.drbo.org/chapter/09018.htm

after a few days David rose up, and went with the men that were under him, and he slew of the Philistines two hundred men, and brought their foreskins and numbered them out to the king

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 10/14/2012 10:33pm

Originally Posted by jdogg33

I did not quote the Bible, only paraphrased the story.

I find it interesting that you like to school people on the use of the English language, while constantly fucking it up.

**goodlun** · Posted On: 10/14/2012 10:40pm

Originally Posted by jdogg33

only paraphrased the story.

You should have paraphrased this story instead

**goodlun** · Posted On: 10/14/2012 10:46pm

or this

well that didn't work out right

But this

and
this

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/14/2012 11:02pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

...and the big guy wouldn't be just as proficient with rocks, having grown up in the same environment?

Proficient...with even bigger rocks?

Only if he had the real bible-fu?

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 10/14/2012 11:20pm

Originally Posted by jdogg33

I was only referring to being called a "Sheep Boy". I thought it was pretty funny, and it just brought to mind another "Sheep Boy", and I've always thought that the story was pretty cool.

I see so when people insult you for acting like a fool, your response is to have Biblical delusions of grandeur?

Obvious troll is obvious.

**Israfel** · Posted On: 10/15/2012 12:29am

how did this thread turn from a mentally unstable loser rambling incoherently into a debate about the life of Jesus lol

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 10/15/2012 1:21am

It didn't. We are talking about Pontius Pilate..

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/15/2012 2:40am

Jdogg,

Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people; and behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him.

What will ye then that I shall do unto him whom ye call the King of the Jews?