Japanese swords at carpet-world

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 10/11/2012 1:33pm

Originally Posted by Ignorami

LOL, Thanks all.

So far apparently no right answers.

I have been furnished withy a morsel of additional info:

Those who attended now claim to be skilled in its use.

I know jack and **** about swordplay. Is one to position it somehow with his body to encourage some technical aspect of form or stance?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/11/2012 2:04pm

blindfold for woo woo training? A neck-protecting scarf like the one used in razorblade capoeira? A Thugee garote? A doo rag to show which sword gang you be claimin'? A bandage/tourniquete for sword cuts? The opposite of a white surrender flag?

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 10/11/2012 2:17pm

I got it!

It contains the soul of an evil Djinn who has plagued the carpet store ever since they opened a mysterious dusty crate of Persian rugs they found in the basment.

Your students have defeated it in combat by steel and faith, banishing the wicked Djinn for eternity to confinement among the sacred woven cords and anointed medium pile of your special carpet sample.

That is why it must never be cut, for the devilish Carpet Geinie will once again stalk the earth causing peoples rugs to retain odour and develop odd discolored areas that just make the whole room look cheap.

MWAA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!